31 March 2008

Iraq News (31 March)

The Good: Sadr throws in the towel (that didn't take long). Also, check out my post entitled "Shi'ite Happens" at VetVoice for my take on this whole mess. The fact that many in the media think the Coalition and Iraqi Security Forces are tactically losing to a bunch of thugs is preposterous. Apparently, Iran was involved in the ceasefire too, very interesting.

The Bad: SGT Maupin, who had been missing in Iraq since 2004, has had his remains identified, sadly. That leaves three soldiers still in missing status in Iraq.

The Ugly: Fred Kagan badmouths the Brits over hastily pulling out of Basrah. Good thing I'm low man on the totem pole and I don't have to field these kind of accusations. War is ugly. Apparently war is also ugly for name-calling pundit types too. Whatever.

Sgt. Maupin, R.I.P.

The Blog Gestapo Threatens CJ!

This is ridiculous. Some unit I've never heard of at the Pentagon has threatened to shutdown CJ's blog A Soldier's Perspective. CJ is active duty and apparently these weenies at the Pentagon didn't get the memo that many senior brass actually *gasp* support the concept of milblogs. The charges are here. One of them includes "showing disrespect" to military officers...because enlisted guys and gals never, ever say anything bad about their officers (gimme a f'n break). I could see an OPSEC violation being a faux pas, but talking bad about members of congress?!? C'mon.

30 March 2008

Sadr Don't Surf

Quite possibly the most legendary line in cinematic history is from Apocalypse Now when Robert Duvall says "Charlie Don't Surf". I always struggled to understand what it symbolized about the Vietnam war and that era in history. When I was driving out of the Nevada desert in 2001 after Burning Man, a melodic song by the Clash came on the radio. I dig the Clash, but this song wasn't very punk, just kind of strange. It's tough to decipher the bizarre meaning, but here's the lyrics:

Charlie don't surf and we think he should
Charlie don't surf and you know that it ain't no good
Charlie don't surf for his hamburger Momma
Charlie's gonna be a napalm star

Everybody wants to rule the world
Must be something we get from birth
One truth is we never learn
Satellites will make space burn

We've been told to keep the strangers out
We don't like them starting to hang around
We don't like them all over town
Across the world we are going to blow them down

CHORUS

The reign of the super powers must be over
So many armies can't free the earth
Soon the rock will roll over
Africa is choking on their Coca Cola

It's a one a way street in a one horse town
One way people starting to brag around
You can laugh, put them down
These one way people gonna blow us down

CHORUS

Charlie don't surf he'll never learn
Charlie don't surf though he's got a gun
Charlie don't surf think that he should
Charlie don't surf we really think he should
Charlie don't surf
Charlie don't surf and we think he should
Charlie don't surf and you know that it ain't no good
Charlie don't surf for his hamburger Momma
Charlie don't surf

During these troubling times, the song has been stuck in my head for some reason. So I decided to modify the tune to "Sadr Don't Surf". Seems applicable.

Sadr don't surf and we think he should
Sadr don't surf and you know that it ain't no good
Sadr don't surf for his Imam martyr
Sadr's gonna be a Qom rockstar

Everybody wants to rule Iraq
Let 'em fire another rocket attack
But for us, it's just no fun
EFPs and 240s from Iran

We've been told to keep the Mahdi Army out
We don't like them starting to hang around
We don't like them all over town
Across Baghdad we're going to blow them down

Chorus

The reign of reason must be over
The coalition can't free the earth
Soon the miltia will turn over
Oil money to the Ayatollah

It's a one way street in Mr. Sadr's town
Masked people starting to run around
You can't give them cash to keep them down
These one way people gonna mow us down

cuz
Sadr don't surf and we think he should
Sadr don't surf and you know that it ain't no good
Sadr don't surf for his Imam martyr
Sadr's gonna be a Qom rockstar


H/T to The Clash.

Iraq News (30 March)

The Good: Successful military operations are being conducted by US and Iraqi forces to target militia goons throughout Baghdad. I had to pull this off an MNF-I press release, since the American media wouldn't dare discuss targeting criminals launching rockets (which usually kill civilians BTW). The American media is far too busy writing exposes after embedding with the enemy! Before the Washington Post takes the neo-Jane Fonda route, they should probably check their moral compass and realize that they are sympathizing with a bunch of thugs that take pleasure in dumping the bodies of Sunni families into the Tigris, drilling holes and cutting the flesh off people faces, planting IEDs that usually miss their target and kill nearby civilians, etc. Ah well, the article provides for an interesting read. It's also important to understand the adverasry.

The Bad: Some Iraqi Security Forces are defecting down in Baghdad and Basra to the Mahdi Army. Why is this not surprising? The curfew on Baghdad has also been extended. That's good for conducting military operations, but pretty shitty for most of Baghdad's citizens who have to get food, water, and other necessities. Update on ops in Basra aren't looking so hot if you read the NY Times. Hard to say what's really going on down there...

The Ugly: Sadr made his first public appearance in quite some time and came out with some rambling speech about the occupation, united resistance, blah blah. Somehow I don't think the Sunnis are too happy with that whole "ethnic cleansing" and deathsquad thing back in 2006 and probably aren't going to stand united. Sadr says he's still in charge of the Mahdi militia, but why have the rogue elements been wreaking havoc in Baghdad ever since the ceasefire was implemented in August 2007? It will be interesting to see how all this plays out. Right now things are pretty shitty in Iraq, but this can't go on forever.



It's a swell time to vacation in Basra

29 March 2008

How I Spent My Evening

Trying to understand the complex relationship between the Government of Iraq, SIIC, Fadhilla, the Sadrists, and Iran can make one mentally exhausted. I chose to watch this flick instead this evening.

Man, that was a sweet movie. Almost as good as Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

Iraq News (29 March)

The Good: US air assets and ground forces have rolled into Sadr City to take care of business. Washington Post has a pretty good article on the offensive here. Lots of enemy KIA. As folks wiser than me say, some people can't be reconciled and just have to get blowed up. Stay safe guys. Thanks for watching out for us. The militia-sympathizers in the mainstream media might cite some "civilians" killed from "medical sources", but keep in mind that those sources are Mahdi Army infested and are generally bullshit. Civilians that shoot AK-47s and RPGs at US forces lose their "civilian" status very quickly.

The Bad: Details in Basrah remain sketchy, but apparently things aren't going very well. PM Maliki launched this operation on his cognizance and Bush has hailed it as a "defining moment". I'm still remaining skeptical of that sort of optimism.

The Ugly: Don't know who the Badr Corps or SIIC (Supreme Islamic Iraqi Council) is? Well check out this piece by a gentleman from the CFR, very insightful. Shi'ite politics and power struggles in Iraq are complex, but now it is more important to understand than ever. The Egyptian perspective is here as well.

A Must Read on NCOs


Having been in the Navy for awhile, I am well aware that senior enlisted personnel are the ones who run the show. Any young officer who doesn't understand this (many don't) will promptly get humiliated when they make an ass out of themself. I've been told that the same holds true in the Army. So check out my buddy TSO over at The Sniper who has an excellent story about soldiers completing the Basic Noncommissioned Officer’s Course (BNCOC) at Walter Reed. Kudos to them, the backbone of the military!

28 March 2008

Wombat Rape and me

I tried the excuse of being raped by a wombat to get out of this deployment much like the gentleman from New Zealand, but I probably should've had a more creative excuse. Oh well...live and learn. (h/t to Hot Air)

Iraq News (28 March)

The Good: Read about US forces take care of business on the outskirts of Sadr City in Stars and Stripes. I don't know about you, but I'm glad these brave men do what they do. Reporting of operations from Basra remains pretty sketchy...depends on which source of media you go to.

The Bad: Pretty horrendous day. Huge protests in Sadr City against the Prime Minister. The Green Zone got nailed again and another civilian was killed. A pipeline was destroyed by saboteurs in Basrah. Bad all around.

The Ugly: Baghdad has been slapped with a 24/7 curfew (which I haven't seen since the Samarra minarets were bombed in June 2007). It's a pain in the ass for Baghdad citizens, but these are tough times.

" Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking a pack a day" -LT Nixon

27 March 2008

Old but Relevant Quote

I recall reading Hemingway's "For Whom the Bell Tolls" on my first deployment and the quote on the first page provided some insight into why we do things that doesn't necessarily benefit ourselves. The rationale being service to others is what makes humanity different than the rest of the animal kingdom. I thought of it last night before drifting off to sleep and thought I should share. Make of it what you want. It's from John Donne from long long ago:

No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee.

Iraq News (27 March)

The Good: Operations by the Iraqi Security Forces continue to target criminal militia groups in Basra (NY Times has a pretty good summary). Militia fighting has sprung up all over southern Iraq and Baghdad with the help of their Quds Force enablers. The Prime Minister has set a deadline of 72 hours for the enemy in Basra to lay down their arms. Here's to the courage and bravery of our coalition and Iraqi brothers and sisters to put down this lawlessness once and for all. People often opine about who's right and who's wrong in this complex environment, but in my case, I'm fully supporting the people going after the thugs that are shooting at me. Perhaps that constitutes a bias, but hey, what are you gonna do. Very decisive and tough times...

The Bad:
Two soldiers were killed yesterday, and many people were killed or injured (mostly Iraqi civilians who are only trying to live their lives) in Baghdad due to mortar fire.

The Ugly: Turns out three congressional Dems had their trip to Iraq in 2002 funded by none other than Saddam himself! A flabbergasted McDermott spokesman responds that it was all about the Iraqi children and he was unaware of any conflicts of interest. Why do Dems always talk about the children? Wall Street Journal talks about the security situation in Iraq being threatened on multiple fronts.

Iraqi Police in Action

26 March 2008

Iraq News (26 March)

The Good: Route Irish, which connects the Green Zone to the Baghdad Airport and Victory Base Complex, used to be known as the most dangerous 6-mile stretch on the planet. Now, not so much according to this AFP article. I've been on Route Irish a few times and I can confirm this. Tough-guy contractor types who wear the "I survived Route Irish" after 2005 should probably get kicked in the sack.

The Bad: The Iraqi government has launched an operation to take down some of the criminal militia elements that run Basra. The government of Iraq is saying that they aren't targeting the Mahdi Army specifically, but criminal elements. Seems like a lot of confusion coming out of the southern city. I once heard Basra described in a similar fashion to 1920s Chicago, except oil is the stuff of racketeering and smuggling rather than booze. Keep an eye on this one. Baghdad is seeing increasing violence as militia goons wreak havoc in Sadr City. Rocket attacks were launched throughout Baghdad yesterday. Talisman Gate has some interesting analysis on this whole situation that is well worth reading.

The Ugly: Looks like we're in this Iraq thing for the long haul...or at least until the new president shows up. The ground forces level of 130K to 140K will probably hold at least until Bush is out of office. That's swell, but where are these troops going to come from, Mr. Commander in Chief?





Offensive in Basra

Tuesdaze Blog Roundup on Iraq (25 March)

The times are usually not so fun in Iraq, and this past week hasn't been much different. Here's what the blogs are saying:

Cheers!

Note To All Readers...You're Awesome

There was some controversy generated with the post about how people spent their Easter Sunday. This is all well and good (see the banner tagline), but I think some honest-to-goodness readers may have taken real offense! So for that I apologize, and I have never meant to anger readers, merely challenge. But, the purpose of this blog is hardly to be about my self-obsessed musings. Rather, it is meant to challenge societal conventions surrounding the relationship of the Iraq war and other random things within American society. This includes examining media, voting patterns, my generation, other blogs, etc. through a cynical and pragmatic lens. To clarify, yes, I am a bitter person. But bitterness can be turned into constructive criticism of society. Only then can we move towards a better paradigm from our current rot of consumer-driven, uneducated, and apathetic malaise. As for being in the military, I have noticed a bit of a trend of Armed Forces members who think that society owes them something and they should be put up on a pedestal. I find this silly, since I was very fortunate in my upbringing in America, and, if anything, I'm the one who should be paying people back. There is also a cult of victimization that has engulfed American's citizens for quite some time. I also find this ridiculous and understand that we need solutions to problems instead of wallowing in self-pity. So please don't feel like you can't disagree with me, because I'm going to drop some kind of moral authority trump card. The only way to save America, which runs the risk of going the way of the Roman Empire, is through intelligible dialogue instead of accepting norms that drive us into extinction. That and a lot of links to hilarious shit on the weird ole' internet can help to pass the time. So, please, say what you would like. They don't call it freedom of speech for nothing.


Also, as a shameless self-promotion, I've got just about 10K hits on sitemeter, so thank you all for the visits, please come back often. To offer my praise, I present you with an image of Tony Danza dancing to showtunes.

From the World-Acclaimed Musical "Saaa-maaan-tha"

25 March 2008

Iraq News (25 Mar)

The Good: Iraq has a brand new electronic stock exchange. I guess that's progress, now where's the starbucks for the yuppie day traders to get their triple mocha lattes.

The Bad: Clashes with, supposedly, the Mahdi army in Basrah and Baghdad. This has potential to get really nasty. Mr. Sadr's people are saying that these are peaceful protests. Hard to say what the hell is going on. Stay Tuned.

The Ugly: Bush reiterates that the war was still worth it. That's a pretty bold statement at this point...

4,000 Dead in Iraq is Great News for Some

Just saw this at Little Green Footballs and wanted to pass along. No, this meme is not from Ahmadinejad, but overrated fat-fuck, Michael Moore, of whom I am from the same home state (embarrassing I know). To commemorate another tragedy, Moore writes this on his email distribution list:

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Friends,

It would have to happen on Easter Sunday, wouldn’t it, that the 4,000th American soldier would die in Iraq. Play me that crazy preacher again, will you, about how maybe God, in all his infinite wisdom, may not exactly be blessing America these days. Is anyone surprised?

4,000 dead. Unofficial estimates are that there may be up to 100,000 wounded, injured, or mentally ruined by this war. And there could be up to a million Iraqi dead. We will pay the consequences of this for a long, long time. God will keep blessing America.

I'm sure Moore is ecstatic that the 4,000th soldier died on a religious holiday so he could crank out this tasteless email. What an asshole.

A Tale of Three Americas

My first two deployments were spent out at sea and tucked away under the ocean. Free time was spent watching a crappy assortment of TV shows such as Jem and the Holograms, Magnum PI, and The OC. I also worked a lot on my Jesus needlepoint. Anyways, due to the cold-war era style of communications on a submarine, we rarely knew what was going on in the outside world. I think there was a war with Lebanon and Israel back in the summer of '06, but I can't recall. Anyhoo, this deployment has been significantly different and I have had access to news worldwide and all with a sober mind. Unfortunately, I'm exposed to nonsense like Bush hanging out with Mr. Easter Bunny (h/t Wonkette):


Meanwhile, I'm hitting the deck to dodge incoming like an asshole on Easter Sunday. But, I'm not going to turn this blog into a pogue bitchfest. I bet I had it a lot better than this poor fella below (ABC):


Illustrates what the priorities are in our current society. Sad indeed.

24 March 2008

Iraq News (24 March)

The Good: The Iraqis in the province of Anbar frequently are embittered that the central government of Iraq isn't giving them enough money for infrastructure improvements. In case any big time multinational oil executives read this wacky blog, you can help them out by bidding on development projects to utilize the gas fields in the mostly Sunni province. A suicide bomber cell in Diyala province was taken out by US forces. Guess the terroists won't get to achieve the glory of massacring innocent civilians. Props to the squad that eliminated these nutjobs.

The Bad: Argh, way too much violence yesterday. Steel rain, a suicide truck bomb that targeted an Iraqi Army COP, and a drive-by shooting in Baghdad. Also, the ugly, grim milestone of 4,000 was reached after an IED killed 4 US soldiers in Baghdad. I'm sure this ugliness will be used by pundits in the American political scene to make a cause for or against the war. There's only one thing that comes to my mind when any coalition soldier or Iraqi is killed in this god-awful violence...shitty.

The Ugly: Stable security is being maintained in Fallujah, but with what kind of tactics. The Washington Post paints a picture that isn't pretty and even uses some analogies to Saddam. And General Petraeus to bring "Good News" about Iraq in the upcoming April testimony? I doubt it. It's most likely to be a mix of what's gone right and what needs a whole lot of improvement.


Caution: Media Loves to Identify with Grim Milestones of Death and Violence

Dispelling Stereotypes

An disturbingly large portion of the blogosphere believes that US Soldiers are over in Iraq randomly killing civilians, wearing ear necklaces, torching mosques, and other such nonsense. These stereotypes are employed to give credit to their oft-repeated argument "Bush Lied, People Died". Sure, there's lots of intelligible debate about why getting into Iraq was wrong, but I don't see the troops being likened to the Mongol Horde as part of it. That maybe since I've been in the military for several years and have not seen this criminal mentality first hand. Not saying war isn't hell, but when some douche in the comments sections of Matt Yglesias fine blog starts droning on about the US only being over here to kill civilians, I find this ridiculous. To see the real enemy in Iraq, stop on by Long War Journal where it shows the aftermath of a suicide truck bomb on an Iraqi Army Combat Outpost and the US forces clearly helping their Iraqi comrades (not for the light of heart). For extra shits n' giggles, check out the crazy commenter's MySpace page, which kind of reminds me of a cross between Noam Chomsky, Jeffrey Dahmer, and the Comic Book Store Guy.

The US Soldier: Out of control imperialist aggressor killing brown people willy-nilly

23 March 2008

Gen. Barry McCaffery as Nostradamus

General (ret.) McCaffery has a list of predictions for the world up on the Washington Post. I admit to being a little skeptical, since he was the Drug Czar during the Clinton-era "Drug War", which contributed to the destruction of our inner-cities, jailed thousands for victimless crimes, and created an inflated market for narco-terrorists worldwide. But he has had some pretty insightful things to say about Iraq that has been devoid of the cheesy and intellectually lazy punditry you often see these days. Go check out his predictions for the world...right here (thanks to Small Wars Journal).

Hopefully the General predicts a regain in popularity of the V-Guitar

Iraq News (23 March)

The Good: Anbar Province sounds pretty boring for the Marines. Compared to the rampant violence that once took place in Ramadi and Fallujah, I'd wager that it is a good thing. More here on the decline of jihadist propaganda coming out of Iraq.

The Bad: The Green Zone took some rounds today, and it's all over the news wires (you know how the media loves that violence). Maybe the enemy is trying to take out the Easter bunny, who knows. There is some controversy about the US killing 6 Sunni Sahwa members near Samarra. An investigation is underway. An IED killed three soldiers north of Baghdad.

The Ugly: Iraq is costing 5 Grand per second according to this NY Times Op-Ed. That's like 5 trips to the champagne room in Vegas. Not exactly a bargain, I'll concede that. But expect the media to further exasperate the pisspoor economy to Iraq connection to sway voting patterns (not that it isn't justified).



According to Iranian news and judging by the graphic, the Green Zone got hit with 25 ICBMs

22 March 2008

Presidential Primaries: Schnooze Fest '08

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I made a drunken New Year's resolution to pay attention to the 2008 Presidential primaries, since I was woefully absent in paying attention to the 2004 Presidential races. But much like waking up next to a 300 lb. woman named Starla in a hotel room without easy escape, I'm regretting my inebriated judgment. This Presidential primary has been pockmarked with one stupid scandal after the next, which has contributed very little to public debate about what the candidates' policies will entail. Examples include Kos accusing Hillary's people of photoshopping Obama to look more black, Obama's nutty preacher and his "typical white person" comment, McCain and his boneheaded gaffes, passportgate, and this is only for the month of March! Once insightful and well-written blogs, like Obsidian Wings, have completely jumped the shark by getting swept up in Obamamania. Every big name blogger is hunkering down in their respective camps, and they are not willing to confront objective facts. The MSM is running the same crap non-stop to make up for general schlockiness and lack of research on all of their other reporting. Now, I admit to taking jabs at the Hillary-Sinbad meme, but that's just because of my deep-seated skepticism for the lady dating back to 90s. However, as much as I want to jump off this crazy train, I've got to stick by my commitment. Much like the military, you don't have to like it, but you gotta do it. Go Democracy.

Iraq News (22 March)

The Good: From Voices of Iraq, operations targeting Al-Qaeda propaganda wings are having a huge impact on their ability to churn out their vile tripe onto the internets. Internet messages declined from 143 to 17 per month in a 6-month period, which must have an effect on recruiting suicide bombers amongst disgruntled Muslim youth in Saudi Arabia and North Africa.

The Bad: One soldier was killed in a rocket attack as rogue Sadrist elements continue to cause problems in southern Iraq and Baghdad. Clerics continued to reiterate the ceasefire during Friday's prayers, so the militants conducting attacks have clearly broken away from the Sadr movement. American media is trying to portray this as some new trend, but this has been a problem since the ceasefire was initiated in late August. A country that start with an "I" and ends with an "N" probably has a hand in this.

The Ugly: The proposal to the Bush Administration from the Pentagon is looking like it will involve 12-month tours, but no further reductions of ground forces until late summer (when there will be about 140,000 US troops in country). Not sure what Bush is going to say about this... And just for giggles, behold, I give you the doucheyness of the Air Force, who is fighting tooth and nail with the Secretary of Defense to not provide support for unmanned flight operations. I guess those tours in Nevada are really taxing, since there's a deficiency of golf courses. Haha, I made fun of my Air Force boss all yesterday about this whining, sorry sir.

The Hard-Workin' Air Force at 1400 on a Tuesday (just kidding AF, I still love you)

21 March 2008

US News and World Report Embarrasses Iraq Vet

Countercolumn has a post today about how out of touch the mainstream media is with military reporting. Nowhere is this more evident than a recent misprint at the US News And World Report when talking about an Iraq vet counter-protesting the nonsense that took place yesterday in various major cities in America (which got state-run Iranian media attention, BTW). From US News:

Standing just outside the recruiting center were several current or former servicemen, including Coby Dillard, who said he served on the USS Constitution as a Navy petty officer in 2003. At one point, a lob of red paint hit the sidewalk and exploded at Dillard's feet. "This is the blood that has been spilled," yelled a protester before being admonished by a noticeably perturbed organizer.

Great! Good to know a fellow squid who has done time post-9/11 is standing up against the marxist goon squad who wants to degrade our military. Of course his claim to be an Iraq vet, judging by the text of this article, looks to be in question since the USS Constitution or "Old Ironsides" hasn't seen any action on the high seas since the War of 1812.



The USS Constitution: Ahoy! It's the ship that brought "teh awesome" to the Persian Gulf in 2003

She's a purty ship, but probably not creating that "Shock and Awe" effect that was desired during the initial invasion in 2003. I did a cursory google check of Mr. Coby Dillard and found a post of his over at the Gathering of Eagles. Turns out he served on the Kitty-Hawk class Carrier the USS Constellation. Oh...now it all makes sense.

I'm not part of the Gathering of Eagles, since I'm pretty mild-mannered and their affiliation with Melanie Morgan gives me the willies, but I respect their organization since it is primarily veterans. I feel compelled to send this snafu over to Jonn Lilyea at This Ain't Hell since he was nice enough to link to me yesterday. It's like the mainstream media is trying to make vets look stupid.

BillO Flips Out on HuffPo and Kos

I'm not the biggest fan of Huffington Post or Daily Kos, since I'm not a liberal in the same way they are. But to accuse the left-leaning websites of being Nazis borders on the ridiculous. Bill O' Reilly's outrage comes from some anonymous comments that were left about Tony Snow's cancer. BillO has previously flipped out on the sewer that is the internet by declaring it hate speech. C'mon, man. Midget amputee porn, crazy conspiracies about 9/11, radical politics, Star Trek fan fiction and such is why we love the internet so much. I wouldn't exactly equate some loser in his mother's basement as the coming of the fourth Reich though.


Iraq News (21 March)

The Good: A lot of controversy has been generated in the American media about the US "arming" the Sunni resistance to engage in a civil war with the Shi'ite-dominated government. I retort that this gloom and doom talk is a whole lotta bullocks, since the Sons of Iraq are putting down their Kalashnikovs for brooms to clean up their neighborhood in Hawr Rajab. Also, disillusioned foreign fighters are fleeing Iraq (to some extent), because they come to their senses and realize killing other Muslims is bullshit, presumably.

The Bad: There's an investigation into KBR doing a shoddy electrical work that resulted in two non-combat deaths. To KBR's benefit, I've seen some pretty shoddy electrical work done by government-employed shipyard workers as well. More violence in Kut, as some of the Mahdi Army guys didn't get the memo on the ceasefire, or (more likely) they are just rogue thugs.

The Ugly: Army and Marine Captain's are crucial to the counterinsurgency campaign, except that they are getting out of the military in droves (much like yours truly). And, thanks to Ms. Kath for the tip that Volvo has been fined $19.6M for giving kickbacks to Saddam during the disastrous and scandal-ridden Oil-for-Food program in the pre-invasion years (more gross incompetence from the UN).

Chalk up "Supporting Tyranny" to these Yuppie Ddouchebags and their Smug Bumperstickers

The Dumb Things Guys Do

It's scientifically proven that guys will take up some pretty boneheaded endeavors to try and impress the ladies. Opening a small restaurant specializing in Vegan food, taking an Art History class, taking out a high-interest loan to buy a Lexus SUV with TV screens in the seats, etc. My hombre TSO at the The Sniper and I share a mutual interest in war and politics, strangeness on the internet, and sarcasm. Looking around the blogosphere, gathering people together with these shared ideas would probably result in a massive sausage fest. Therefore, it is necessary to partake in ruses to meet women.



Meet Chrissy. She's on a womanly crusade on MySpace to prevent soldiers from shipping off to the sandbox by spreading the peace n' love, which will thereby sap their will to fight. In her own words "my attire represents the sisterhood of the west. We know that women during Christiandom were capable of preventing their men from going to war just by providing love." This may be a bit of twisted logic, but, c'mon, she's a babe! So fellow wiseass, TSO, over at the Sniper responded to her call of not taking up arms and being willing to not engaging in war crimes for a piece of lovin'. She further emphasized her objectives that "There are some rules". Unfortunately, TSO must have a Google footprint the size of Bigfoot's wang, because she found out about the shenanigans within 24 hours that many of us were privy to:

Now I get it. I see that I was the cause of laughter for you and your buddies. Well let me tell you that we have convinced many soldiers and they tell us horrible stories about the war. I signed up right before I was moving to MD. Now all I wanna do is to move back to CALI and I haven't even set foot in MD yet. I'm just happy I didn't send you our manifesto.

Damnit, TSO! Why you cockblockin'. I applaud your audacity, sir, but I was expecting some follow through, and I wanted to read this illustrious manifesto. In a world of confused gender roles and an overly critical attitude of men by women, can you blame a guy for trying? Not just no, but hell no. Anyone interested in hanging with these fine looking lady that wandered in from the renaissance festival can find here somewhere in the nightmare known as MySpace.

No Dogs or Vets on the Lawn

A nice lady named Nadia McCaffrey, who lost her boy in Iraq, wants to set up a house for vets suffering from PTSD in wine country, CA. But that has made some neighbors hoppin' mad that they're going to have a bunch of Rambo types running around with their guns n' craziness driving down the property value. Sadly, this seems to be a discouraging trend in a society that has little understanding of the reality of modern conflict. Not only do they want to get involved with it, they don't even want to know about it.

Not to fear. IAVA has an open letter to the media requesting an increase in coverage of the wars that a small percentage of Americans face, while spending less time on journalistic inquiry into the hairstyles of Paris Hilton's dog. This could drastically help awareness in a vapid society lacking any sense of priorities. Check it out.

20 March 2008

Troublemakers Converge Across America



The high-falutin' protest tactics of today's modern dissenters

Time to take a break from talking about Iraq, and one thing that I find incredibly disturbing is the latest shenanigans from the past week of protests back stateside. Freedom of Speech is essential to a democracy. For centuries, much of society has understood that criticism of the state's policies is crucial to ensuring that the state govern it's citizens in the best way possible. One way of voicing this dissent is protesting, which was largely effective in overcoming civil rights injustices in the 1960s. However, I fear that rational personalities and cooler heads have taken their criticism to places like blogs and newspaper Op-Eds, while the streets are left with the utter dregs of society who only seek to wreak mayhem. Observations on media and blog coverage of these child-like antics confirm my suspicions. Enough is enough. These jackasses need to be humiliated for the buffoons that they are (note: This Ain't Hell and The Sniper have similar analysis and were actually there).

Lookin' good, Grandma!

The protests seem to be a mishmash of aging hippie douches vying for that last bit of media coverage on "peace and love" in their twilight years, along with young ruffians who are seeking to start trouble (probably due to a lack of receiving adequate attention from their parents).

That'll show us military folk! (h/t Wonkette)

The outer-space leftists have given up hope of convincing the Democrats in congress to end the war in Iraq, and are now resorting to acts of vandalism against military recruiting centers to direct their frustration. Above is a photo of some hooligans who spilled red paint on the sidewalk, purportedly to symbolize the blood of Iraqis that the coalition forces are sworn to protect. I don't understand this logic. Why not protest against the terrorists that are causing the violence and despair in Iraq. I guess that wouldn't fit in with their pre-conceived notions of the boogeyman in uniform. Frank Chu below from the Bay Area protest is making the most sense to me right about now.

Frank Chu highlights the most coherent and logical protest message of the week (H/T Zombie)

Portrait of Adam Kokesh making a mockery of himself (H/T Ms. Robin)

Damn! I have warned IVAW about being exploited by these opportunistic Marxist organizations during these mass protests. Have they now convinced Iraq vets to hoist an upside down American flag! What the fuck, Kokesh? This symbolism is not about dissent against the US government, it's about disrespecting America. I understand that many members of IVAW saw unspeakable atrocities during their time in Iraq (see Winter Soldier II coverage). That's why I'm here to help you voice your opinion in a way that does not denigrate American society as a whole. Shoot me an email. Seriously.


Yeah, smash the imperialist Real Estate Shopper news stand, fuckin' hardcore, dude

Typical teenage angst bullshit. I love how it's so terrible to live in the most wealthiest, most free country in the world. Say hi to your Mom when she picks you up after the protest in her capitalist-oppressor mini-van.



Argh, I caught this on Al-Jazeera English! Many Arabs don't understand that a few jokers do not speak for an entire nation. These peace geezers are making us moderate Americans look like jackasses on international satellite TV. What can you do?

Iraq News (20 March)

The Good: The Iraqi presidency council has rescinded its veto on the Provincial Powers law. This will pave the way for provincial elections which will be key to fostering national reconciliation (since the last round of elections were mostly boycotted by the Sunnis). While political progress in Iraq is slower than molasses, it would be foolish to deny that any progress has taken place to bolster the anti-war meme that "The Surge has Failed". Interesting and lengthy piece on the Iraqi Security Forces cleaning house in Mosul from the New York Times. The big difference between this operation and previous offensives in Baqubah, Arab Jabour, Fallujah, and elsewhere, is that this one is mostly being conducted by the Iraqis. A good sign of transition. The Prime Minister visited the Sunni Baghdad neighborhood of Adhamiyah and offered some good words for the Sahwa members protecting the district from being besieged by Al-Qaeda. You probably won't see this type of encouraging behavior being highlighted anywhere in the American media (the link is from Voices of Iraq), but that doesn't mean it's not important.

The Bad: A soldier was killed in a non-combat related vehicle accident in Diyala province. A Marine has been charged with murder of a detainee in Fallujah back in '04. Damn, this type of incident does not help with the "hearts and minds" front. And another female suicide bomber in Diyala province. This shit needs to stop.

The Ugly: President Bush reaffirms that invading Iraq was the right thing to do. Man, this guy's hubris knows no bounds. How about acknowledging the poverty and violence that has engulfed this country as well and providing some solutions instead of just offering up cowboy-style speeches. A humble suggestion from one of your subordinates. Whatever, he's out in less than a year. Ton of coverage on the conclusion of 5 years after the invasion. I've offered up enough of my own two-bit opinion in previous posts. Let's hear yours.

What does it all mean?

19 March 2008

The Joys of European Health Care

"Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead". Bring on Teh Awesome in Germany!

All About That "Responsible Plan For Iraq"

There’s been quite a bit of buzz on the “Responsible Plan for Iraq” which was unveiled at the Take Back America conference, so it definitely deserves an honest look. Democracy Arsenal, Crooks and Liars, and Orcinus have all hailed it as the new paradigm for the troubled country. Also, Abu Aardvark has some pretty thoughtful analysis on what withdrawing US troops would mean for Iraq. While parts of the plan deal specifically with Iraq, most of it is left-wing policymaking on a variety of subjects. Unfortunately, the plan leaves a lot of questions unanswered regarding Iraq specifically, but that’s not to say that the plan doesn’t highlight some significant problems with our foreign and defense policy. While critiquing foreign policy isn’t the purpose of the active duty officer corps, I stopped caring about customs and formalities long ago and here’s my own humble opinion (full PDF is here):

The “Spot on!” portion of the plan

The military is in trouble: Our military capabilities and readiness, however, have been deeply damaged by this war. Both our troops and our military equipment have been seriously depleted. Our forces are stretched so thin that we are unprepared to defend our country.

That’s a fair assessment. This is the result of the previous Secretary of Defense’s idea that a military could use high-tech gizmos and death rays to wage multiple wars on the cheap. Instead of drastically increasing the size of the military following 9/11, a small percentage of the population was expected to do all the heavy lifting. We are now paying the price for this.

More Staties: Our current State Department is not organized to do the diplomatic work required in Iraq, and needs to be retooled. This should be followed by diplomatic efforts towards a coordinated series of simultaneous engagements with the three primary ethnic/religious Iraqi entities and their neighboring counterparts, as well as a major new diplomatic offensive centered on creating a collaborative working group of all nations with direct interest in long-term Iraqi stability.

Absolutely, more diplomatic and non-military tools are necessary to countering instability in Iraq and terrorism worldwide. You can’t bomb your way out of the social and economic problems that allow extremism to grow and fester.

New and Improved GI Bill: Military service as a path up in life is a powerful recruitment tool, but changes over the past several years have eliminated or greatly reduced availability of the educational benefits once associated with serving.

The GI Bill will provide a nation of patriotic young enlisted personnel to transition from military life to members of the elite class. I’ve been working with these guys and gals for 6 years, and America needs more critical thinkers like them and less consumer-driven opportunists. Trust me on this one.

A bit too lefty, but somewhat rational portion of the plan:

Military Presence Creates Problems: The continued presence in Iraq of so-called “residual” forces beyond the minimum needed for standard embassy-protection would be a serious mistake. Any such troops would become a magnet for insurgent attacks and unless they did nothing at all would inevitably become players in Iraq’s domestic political disputes, thus forcing the United States to continue to play referee to Iraq’s civil conflicts.

While no one wants to leave Iraq more than the guy on his fourth tour, the specter of a small group of extremely nefarious elements (Islamic State of Iraq) remains the cause for much of the violence. As seen in the Askari Mosque bombing of 2006, acts of brutality against religious sites can escalate sectarian bloodshed throughout the rest of the fragile country. The humanitarian crisis that this plan alludes to was significantly worsened due to the reprisal killings that were rampant before the surge strategy being implemented. These terrorists cannot be negotiated with and must be eliminated, since they have an irrational ideal of creating a 7th century caliphate throughout modern Mesopotamia by any means necessary (e.g. suicide bombings, beheadings, extortion, etc.) Some US military will be required until the Iraqi Security Forces are capable of defeating and holding off this threat.

The “politicization” of upper echelon officers: Our dependence on private military contractors and the politicization of some of the upper echelons of the military compromise the professionalism which had been a hallmark of our forces.

This is an obvious reference to the far-left MoveOn.org wing still being pissed off that the Petraeus/Crocker September 2007 testimony didn’t jive with their political agenda that violence in Iraq was "escalating out of control". The numbers were based on objective data collected throughout Iraq and could hardly be construed as propaganda. Get over it and update your talking points and netroots memes, please.

Way the fuck out in the stratosphere portion:


More Government Regulation of the media: This legislation would require the FCC to include greater public participation when changing regulations related to broadcast ownership, to do studies on the impact of such rule changes, and to establish an independent panel on increasing the representation of women and minorities in broadcast media ownership.

Anytime the federal government wants to regulate free speech, I am usually inclined to run to the hills and join a survivalist group. You have to wonder about this approach to the dissemination of information that would make Stalin blush.

War Crimes?: We should work with the international community to hold perpetrators of potential war crimes, crimes against humanity, and genocide accountable for their crimes. One way this could be done is by working with the United Nations to establish an independent war crimes commission or a special investigator to gather testimonies and investigate war crimes.

You have to wonder who these people are talking about. Saddam and his top genocidal thugs have been rounded up and tried for war crimes in Iraq by the Iraqi judiciary. If these people are talking about BushCheneyCo, it shows they will attack their political opponents using any means necessary. I’m not a fan of the neo-cons either, but to wish “justice” by a War Crimes Tribunal upon our current administration, shows that these people are way out to lunch. Is that why HuffPo commenters (h/t LGF) were hoping Cheney got killed by an IED on his Baghdad trip? I hope the left side isn’t that irrational or it doesn’t say very much about political discourse in America.


Caution: Some Military Force May Be Required in Iraq

Iraq News (19 March)

The Good: Tina Susman's latest in the LA Times on the Iraqi affinity for electronics (she usually writes pretty interesting stuff that focuses on Iraqis). A piece focused on the ups and downs of doing business in Baghdad. Dick Cheney is schmoozin leaders in Baghdad and Kurdistan in hopes that they pass key legislation in a rapid manner. Here's a set of interviews in WaPo with a cross-section of American and Iraq society on the Iraq war 5 years later (be sure to read Paul Rieckhoff's).
The Bad: Foreign Minister Zebari (an Iraqi leader whom I trust) warns against an abrupt US withdrawal and acknowledges that the last 5 years were full of "Tears and Blood". Zebari's comment urging against a US retreat were notably absent from Iranian media's take on the matter. It was mentioned earlier this week in the NY Times that the enemy was smuggling oil to generate funds for their brutal campaign, well now they're smuggling Iraqi antiquities too. Maybe next week it will be kidneys (hopefully not mine, of course that'd be a poor quality kidney).
The Ugly: The reconciliation conference taking place in Baghdad is quickly degenerating into a fiasco. The main Sunni bloc, the Iraqi Accordance Front, says they "never got an invitation". Allawi's secular bloc, the Iraqi National List, didn't show up, and the Sadr bloc guy walked out after the opening speech. Aw geez. This is worse than Tom Arnold doing stand-up at the Laugh Factory on ladies night. A British article about the controversial death toll of Iraq (ranges from ~90,000 to over a million). The author says the awful propaganda bureau at the Pentagon isn't releasing civilian casualty numbers. Well maybe he should look a little harder, because they are available right here. I've had to follow the daily death toll everyday since I've been here during my routine duties, and while violence is, tragically, way too high, it does not support the 1 million plus count that anti-war zealots are fond of citing. Just a thought.
Prime Minister Maliki, wondering where everyone is at

Movie Review: This is War

I was given a free copy of "This is War" which tells the story of the Oregon National Guard 2/162. It's an excellent documentary of the unit's travels through Iraq during 2004 to early 2005. The way it is edited focuses on interviews with the soldiers, instead of a bunch of footage of Bush during his boneheaded "Mission Accomplished" speech or Abu Ghraib, which leaves the political element of the Iraq war on the cutting room floor. This is beneficial in the case of this documentary, as it truly is a soldier's tale. Their stories shatter the stereotypes perpetuated from non-military types of "murderous thugs", "rubes with weaponry", or "glorious crusaders for God's Army" that float around the punditsphere on all fronts.

Unsurprisingly, these guys act like most people I know in the military: cynical and stoic about their situation, but ultimately trying to do the right thing with the bare minimum of resources. At the beginning of the movie, it shows clips of them scrounging around Camp Udari in Kuwait and Camp Taji north of Baghdad looking for "hillbilly armor" to spruce up their ill-equipped humvees. The day they show up to Camp Taji and get some steel rain from the insurgency to which one soldier quips "We were there for less than 24 hours and one of our guys has already gotten a piece of shrapnel in his arm. Wow, this is going to be an awesome deployment" is humorous in a dark sense. Reminds me of my first day in the Intl Zone. But unlike my own experiences, these guys are actually at the pointy-ended spear of the Iraq war. The fear of IEDs, their convoy getting ambushed heading north from Kuwait to Camp Taji, Najaf during the Mahdi Army's uprising, Fallujah during November 2004, these guys and gals were everywhere. The bond between soldiers is well explained and held sacred, but never overly glorified, which is appropriate since the documentary does not seek to laud the reality of modern conflict.

This seems to be a very honest depiction of a unit just trying to get through the deployment without a lot of ulterior political motives mixed into the fray (rare this day and age). Excellent documentary. My only gripe is that some footage was spliced in from weapons cam video that had nothing to do with the narration by the interviewee, and their time in Fallujah was glossed over pretty quickly. But definitely worth your time. Ordering info is here. This documentary leaves with you with a feeling of respect for these men and women as they actually courageously carried something out, while most of their peers back stateside probably can't even remember 2004. Screen captions are below:


The Plywood Convoy into Iraq


Ironically cheering on the Sadrist uprising

Unearthing a cache

Chilling after an IED attack

Cute Iraqi kid doodles on Humvee


The wounded in Fallujah

18 March 2008

Tuesdaze Bloggin' Roundup of Iraq (18 Mar)

Wow. The 5th anniversary of OIF has brought a ton of interesting Op-Eds and articles from the old-tyme media. Lemme bring you up to speed on the stuff in the blogosphere:

Myself over at VetVoice:
Cheers!

Iraq News (18 March)

The Good: A reconciliation conference is taking place today amongst leaders in the Government of Iraq. There is some potential for Shi'ite, Sunni, and Kurdish blocs to work together to get with the program on some key pieces of legislation such as oil-revenue sharing and what to do about Kirkuk. But the cynic in me says that this could be an exercise in futility as the Sunni bloc is boycotting the event (note: the main Sunni bloc is the Iraqi Accordance Front, not the "Concord Front" as mentioned in the link). Polling data of Iraqis released by ABC/BBC notes improvements across the board from last year. Some people have been detained on suspicion of being involved with the massacre yesterday in Karbala.
The Bad: Damn, way too much violence. Dozens of Iraqi and Iranian civilians were killed by either a bomb blast or a female suicide bomber (details are still sketchy) near the Imam Hussein shrine in Karbala. This is one of the holiest shrines to Shi'ite Muslims. What would you call an attack designed to kill civilians with no strategic military objective? I would call it terrorism and the nature of the enemy in Iraq. Abominable. Also, 2 US soldiers were killed yesterday while on patrol, and 6 children were killed in Baghdad during a mortar attack.
The Ugly: Dick Cheney still harps on abstract values and ideals such as "You and I know what it means to be free" during his Iraq visit. With all due respect Mr. Vice President, we need practical solutions and less pontification. And now Iraqis down south in Samawah are worried about another kind of threat: wolves?

The Horror in Karbala

Unsolicited Relationship Advice to the Stars


Babe movie star Minka Kelly offers her advice to would-be suitors in this Men’s Health article, but in a city as strange as Los Angeles, she’s going to need to narrow down her criteria a little bit further. In the spirit of celebrities offering their unsolicited advice on a host of foreign policy and defense issues (check out Rosie’s suckass blog) that they are completely uninformed about, I thought it would be appropriate if I gave her my advice on meeting Mr. Right. If there’s absolutely nothing I know about, it’s relationships with the opposite sex! So without further adieu, here’s my advice column:


Minka says a man has to be a skilled craftsman: "A man has to be good with his hands. He can't be a person who needs to hire someone to do handiwork. I can change the oil in my car. If you can't change your oil, we have a problem."
LT N sez: I recommend finding a man who also knows how to install a sweetass spoiler with epoxy and duct tape on his '91 Ford Probe, that and an airbrushed Jesus on the hood. You can cruise the Sunset Strip in style that way and be the envy of all your girlfriends.


Minka wants a man who can listen: "A lot of guys don't know how to just listen. They'll talk and talk, and I just want them to get to know me. That's attractive. You don't want to come across as someone who can only talk about himself."
LT N sez: I would recommend going down to the local gym in Santa Monica and finding the guy doing squats in front of the mirror that looks like Schwarzenegger during his steroid years. This sheer narcissism and stupidity ensures you’ve got a guy that is barely capable of putting together a grammatically correct sentence. That way he will blindly stare while you gab about important issues such as: what you ate for lunch, how many pairs of shoes you own, and how many text messages you sent to your friend at the Zanzibar club the previous evening.


Minka needs a man from a troubled family: A man should love his family, but I don't do well with guys who come from perfect families. He has to be a little complicated and broken. I can't relate to the perfectly home-bred boy. I want someone who has had pain in his life and learned from it.
LT N sez: Do a check on the web for the area’s registered sex offenders and ensure that there is at least one kid-toucher with his last name. Emotional instability will ensure you have total control of the situation.


Minka wants an honest man: I think brutal honesty is extremely important. Don't be afraid of being up-front about your feelings and your life. I'd rather be an honest friend than a phony lover.
LT N sez: You’d really be opening the flood gates on this one for a first date. Try to find that “man of mystery”, but don’t dig too deep on his cryptic mystique until years later. Nothing’s worse than finding out the guy is a werewolf or a scientologist the first time you invite him over to your place after a night of debauchery.

Oh yeah, happy St. Patty’s day everybody. This may be the one holiday where I’m sober and everyone else is wasted.

17 March 2008

Iraq News (17 March)

The Good: An LA Times article that's worth your time discusses the motives behind foreign jihadists coming to Iraq to blow themselves up (note: the majority of suicide attacks in Iraq are carried out by foreigners). The US military states that many come with ideals of attacking US forces, but instead usually end up ordered to kill fellow Muslims by their Al-Qaeda & Co. superiors. Can public messaging of this crisis dissuade easily misled men (and occasionally women) from committing acts of atrocity on their fellow brethren? Let's hope so.

The Bad: The Red Cross releases some disturbing data on the humanitarian crisis in Iraq. Medical professionals are frequently targeted by the enemy to sow the seeds of despair and discontent. A grim reminder is the fact that 2,200 nurses and doctors have been killed since '03 and 20,000 doctors have fled the country. Troubling indeed.

The Ugly: Protests marking the fifth anniversary of the Iraq invasion took place (predictably). Ron Kovic, the man who inspired the excellent movie "Born on the Fourth of July", was involved in the protest in Los Angeles. Perennial nuisance of a Senator, Diane Feinstein of California, is in a tiff about oil fraud and smuggling in Iraq. It's sad that it takes a NY Times article to get her attention, since this has been a problem for years, but hey you gotta pander to those perpetually outraged constituents. Oh yeah, Cheney's in Iraq! Speculation that his landing at BIAP was like the scene of the emperor walking on the death star in Star Wars remains ongoing.

Operation Un-Ass Iraq

Have you ever listened to the lyrics of "We Didn't Start the Fire". Well the Piano Man should change the tune to "We Didn't Fuck Up Iraq" when referring to these guys. But they're keeping their head down trying to make things better in the Sandbox with the resources they have. The phrase "Support the Troops" takes on a whole new meaning when "the Troops" are doing night patrols to prevent a 120mm mortar from landing on my unsuspecting noggin' while I'm sleeping. Read about them in Newsweek or at Small Wars Journal. Too bad other people their age think the price of their first "dream" home is more important. (H/T to Irritated Vet for the accurate phraseology of "Un-Ass"!)

Iraq in the Talking Points (More Bizarre Sunday Rambling)

There is an article today about a well-to-do New Yorker who decided to shun the life of glamour and join the Army. If you thought the military was mostly brain-dead hicks, you would be incredibly wrong. The military is the one of the few professions where it doesn’t really matter your socio-economic background before joining. Once you get to Boot Camp/OCS you are all equally worthless as the Full Metal Jacket line goes. Of course, you learn things, sometimes the hard way, and become more and more respected. This type of submission of will to a collective entity seems like it could conflict with our generation’s mantra of self-importance, but you would be surprised at how much you can live once you realize that your existence isn’t the most important thing in the universe. This paradigm is seemingly incompatible with understanding an issue like Iraq, where most Americans self-style themselves with having little invested. Therefore, something as monolithic as war has slipped into something as trite as stating “What’s in it for me?”


War is an ugly, nasty business and I would be hard-pressed to find anyone who thought otherwise. But one thing I have been fascinated with is how war is incorporated into the political spectrum and into the media. Immediate access to the gruesome reality of war is, literally, one-click away. Jihadi videos beheading hostages can be viewed on Live Leak, the media can have a reporter who snaps a photo of a car bomb that has just detonated in a Baghdad marketplace and have it on the internet in minutes, and soldiers can tell their tales of the horror and triumph with one trip to the blogosphere. While there is certainly nothing that can compare with the first-hand experience, all of this information has the ability to bring the passive observer closer to the reality of war. Yet, there seems to be a growing disconnect by the American citizenry and the long lasting conflict in Iraq. People talk of Iraq as if it is a simple issue with two political parties vying for power in an election year. The Iraq war is just a bumper sticker that conveniently ignores the amount of life lost and is a mere five-second soundbite on the evening news.


This disaffiliation is a natural outcome of largesse unfortunately. The reason it is dangerous is due to the fact that people either willfully want to rush off onto another ill-prepared endeavor into a foreign country or they choose to ignore the consequences of abandoning Iraq at the present time. Counter-points to these arguments are, in general, equally as frivolous: “cut-and-run”, “no blood for oil”, “defeatocrats”, “warmongers”, etc. While Iraq can be discussed rationally for endless hours, the complexities of the biggest conflict of the decade usually degrade into a few quick tidbits of information. This gross misconception of the war can permit people to act in a simple-minded fashion and resort to attacks on the opposition with tenuously held beliefs. Democracy is the least worst form of government, but can we allow political swindlers vying for power to take advantage of an electorate that has so little understanding. I do not advocate an emperor to rule over us subjects, but I advocate encouraging folks to comprehend the complex dynamic of what is happening in this beleaguered country. That’s all I can hope for. My own existence is unimportant, but a few decent ideas from a large group of individuals can contribute to a better society. That's all I can hope for at this point.

16 March 2008

Jesus-Spotting and Random Naked Dude

Kath sent me a hilarious photo of a strange naked dude taking a stroll through a department store while smoking a cigarette. Reminds me of the time I tried Absinthe.


Also, not to be a heathen or anything, but do people actually think that this door on the right looks like Jesus in the Shroud of Turin. I like Fox News for Red Eye, but is this what is passing for news these days?!? Do they ever check their sources or are they just picking people up off the street.

Iraq News (16 March)

The Good: The reluctant United Nations has actually (*gasp*) said something good about the situation in Iraq. Staffan de Mistura stated that the sectarian violence has declined. If the UN had paid more attention to actual violence in Iraq instead of the latest isolated incident that they could zing the US military with, they would've realized that sectarian violence has been declining since June 2007 due to the coalition and Iraqi security forces working hard. Also, I'm not a big supporter of the guy, but Senator McCain is in town (note: CBS pic has the wrong flag in the background on the pic). The Iraqis are taking considerable notice in our Presidential primaries, so this will show some good will that we are interested in Iraq and not just Spitzer's love child, whatsherface.

The Bad: A US soldier was shot and killed in Baghdad. The Pope has pleaded for end to the violence in Iraq after Archbishop Rahho was found dead outside Mosul. The Kurds commemorated one of the greatest atrocities in Iraq's history, the gassing of Kurds by Saddam and his thugs in Halabja 20 years ago. Apparently, oil money is being extorted by insurgents and terrorists from Beyji oil refinery in northern Iraq to fund extremist activity. The New York Times has an in-depth read that is well worth your time.

The Ugly: The AP ran an article on where the notorious "Foreign Fighters" are coming from and what their motivation entails. In general, it's pissed-off young men who get swindled into the promise of "the glory of Jihad". Usually it involves killing other Muslims in a suicide attack in Iraq, which is nothing else except brutal, disturbing, and an abomination. The Iraq war continues 5 years later. What does it mean to you?


I'm gonna try and catch a glimpse of the hot young staffers (female only)!

15 March 2008

Sunshine Patriots and Winter Soldiers

Winter Soldier II (pic swiped from Ms. Robin)

The IVAW-sponsored Winter Soldier II is ongoing right now and you can catch some of the liveblogging action from TSO at the Sniper. Initially, there was much criticism as prelude to this event, since false embellishments of war crimes make for easy propaganda that our terrorist enemies can employ (to her credit, Active Duty Patriot took strides to ensure that there was no Jesse Macbeths, and opened the testimony to conservative-flavored bloggers). There's also the concern of domestic exploitation due to the fact that IVAW has taken to the streets with various Marxist organizations that still think it's the "Summer of Love". You know the type. Old blue-hairs donning berets and talking about the horrible capital-imperialist oppressors and passing out poorly written literature heavy on exclaimation points but lousy on content. All of these associations left me with an extreme sense of skepticism.

Following along with TSO's dispatches, it seems that there is some graphic depictions, but not much that would constitute an embellishment of a "war crime". The testifiers actually seemed to be proud that they served. Most of the nastiness that happened to these young men and women seem like the normal incidents that would occur during the course of warfare. Iraq appears to be unique, since soldiers describe the enemy disappearing like ghosts into the streets, while trying to perform diplomatic/humanitarian missions under dire circumstances. Frankly, I'm not surprised that a group of people returning from Iraq would get together and publicly display the anger and frustration that they harbor. I disagree with the way they are conducting this, since it seems they are vying for media attention and collaborating with those that are to the left of Noam Chomsky...but I think it makes a statement that shatters the illusion of the glory of war. Perhaps politicians will be more hesitant to recklessly send young men and women into perilous situations without understanding the consequences.

The Glory of Trench Warfare in WWI

Iraq News (15 March)

The Good: Interesting story about a former Ba'athist insurgent turned awakening member named Abu Abdullah. The Times of London piece dissects the modern alliances between US forces and disenfranchised Sunnis in the Iraq war that have become part of COIN doctrine and a reason for the decline in violence. Also, great story on the AP wire about some of my favorite milblogs: Iraq: The Purgatorium and Kaboom.
The Bad: There was a funeral held for Archbishop Rahho, who died because his kidnappers failed to provide him with his heart medication and left him for dead outside Mosul. Operations are underway to look for the perps, and the kidnappers had been demanding that a Christian militia be formed to fight US and Iraqi security forces in Ninawa province.
The Ugly: Dr. Chalabi is a strange fellow, and he has been blamed by many Westerners for erroneously leading the US into war. He now works in Iraq on a committee to provide Baghdad's citizens with services and infrastructure. However you feel about him, there' s a book out to learn more about the guy.
Funeral for Archbishop Rahho

Micah Wright Jumps the Shark

Once upon a time, Micah Wright made some hilarious propaganda posters that mocked the Bush Administration. It came at a time right after 9/11, when neo-conservative power was running unchecked by anyone in the mainstream media (a dangerous thing for any society). His style took old WWII imagery and turned it into a message for our day and age, which was as sharp in it's criticism of the political machine as it was laugh inducing. However, it turned out he wasn't really a Ranger in Panama like he claimed, and this sort of nonesense doesn't fly well in the vet community. But, hey, I can forgive and forget, and I was ecstatic to see he had made a comeback when Malkin started fussing over and belittling him. Sadly, his new homepage is a total bust. I guess he's in the less controversial (therefore more boring) realm of videogame design. Here's an interview he did with the Hollywood Reporter where he laments the horrible fate of...videogame writing?

"Sadly, on the eve of this revolution, the vast majority of game writers currently receive far less in compensation than their film and TV counterparts for similar work," says Wright. "They receive no minimums, no guaranteed credit, no profit participation, no benefits of any kind, and TV and film writers can look forward to the same as many of them migrate to the games industry. Given the fact that the domestic games industry made more money last year than theatrical film distribution, this may be the next major battlefield for WGA member writers."

I don't see why it would be so tough to write dialogue for video games, just use "All your bases are belong to us" and put on repeat. What a nerd.


Micah Wright in his Heyday

14 March 2008

The Drug Warriors

No, I'm not talking about Nancy Reagan's special appearance on Different Strokes, I'm talking about the enemy using drugs to have the courage to fight. There's an interesting new study from the Army War College talking about insurgents, militias, and child soldiers flying high on dope while they blast away with their AK-47s (H/T to Small Wars Journal). I'd figure stoned people would want to sit around watching Scooby Doo while eating Geno's pizza rolls, but the study focuses on conflicts worldwide and what are the drugs of choice. Sierra Leonne and Liberia seem to prefer cocaine and heroin in their bloody conflicts. There's also evidence of jihadis using meth in Iraq. One marine has this to say about Fallujah:

For example, U.S. Marines reportedly had to change their tactics when notified that the insurgents in Fallouja were probably high and thus less likely to be stopped by standard shots to the torso. One Marine stated that “on the second day of the fight, word came down to focus on head shots, that body shots were not good enough,” while another compared it to “‘Night of the Living Dead’, people who should have been dead were still alive.”

This brings to mind the infamous Shawn Nelson, who stole a tank in San Diego and took it for a joyride through the streets of San Diego. He was tweakin' out on methamphetamine as well. The cops had to pop the turret and shoot the guy in the head to get him to stop (note: years later the police officer still has no regrets). Medieval times of "gentleman waging war on the battlefield" are certainly in the past.

Meth and Weapons of War, not a Good Combo

Iraq News (14 March)

The Good: A Sadr spokesman has urged the thugs wreaking havoc in Kut to calm the hell down. Operations by our military and the Iraqis have been targeting these goons for the last couple of days. Interesting read about the life of a refugee in the LA Times, who came back to Baghdad from Egypt due to the decline in violence. Very inspiring.

The Bad: The Chaldean Archbishop Rahho has been found dead near Mosul after being kidnapped in late February. The Pope is deeply saddened by this ruthless brutality, obviously. Another car bomb went off in Baghdad and the AP has put the death toll at 18.

The Ugly: The progress of the Government of Iraq isn't exactly knocking the socks off of General Petraeus. Lackluster initiatives on national reconciliation and inadequately providing basic services to the citizens have been hampering the purposes of the surge. And, as Condoleeza Rice has stated, we should probably have had better plans for reconstruction when this invasion happened back in 2003.

Portrait of the bullshit Al-Qaeda caliphate

Kansas Couple Sets Back the Midwest Decades

I grew up in the Midwest and I thought it was okay: friendly folks, laid back atmosphere, uh...sledding. But has anyone else seen the movie Gummo? This movie came out shortly before I moved to California. While a tragically humorous depiction of some aspects of my childhood, it forced me to answer many embarrassing questions from my new found left-coast friends. These included whether I tortured small animals, lost my virginity to an autistic prostitute, and ate dinner in the bathtub. It was all well and good at the time, and us Midwestern folks had shaken this sordid image...until this bombshell gets dropped this morning about a woman stuck on the toilet for two years in Kansas:

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

The idea of a woman having her skin entangled into the toilet like a tree root growing around a fencepost is enough to lose your lunch. I can't determine whether this is just a case of serious domestic abuse or serious dementia. Either way it is very disturbing. Anyhoo, I've got my alibi set, in case anyone asks a similar question. I was once on a toilet for a long period of time, but it was because I was wasted on Mickey's, not because I was stone-cold batshit.

Gummo: They finally told my life story!

13 March 2008

Hating Governor Spitzer



Unless you've been living in the Bat Cave, you probably heard Governor Spitzer of New York has resigned due to his sleazy shenanigans. The case of the hypocritical politician is nothing new, and there's scientific proof that one of the reasons middle-aged men join the world of politics is to bone younger chicks, obviously. I just hate all the coverage this story is getting. True his "special ladyfriend" is a total babe (see Gawker for photos), but interviewing her idiotic friends on CNN seems to be a complete waste of air time. Does the media really think we want to hear from these bumbling fools? They could barely put a full sentence together during the interview. Zzzzzz

Iraq News (13 Mar)

The Good: Things have definitely turned around in Fallujah as the Awakening councils have turned to politics. Certainly a lot different than 2004, as I'm sure David Bellavia could tell you. There was also a 5K Fun Run recently. I'm guessing there was running going on in 2004 by young military-aged males, but it was probably not very fun (H/T Gateway Pundit). Also, Iraq's port in the Persian Gulf, Um Qasr, is slated to be overhauled to make it more economical. First on the chopping block will be all the Soprano-style militias that currently control the joint.

The Bad: Three soldiers were killed in a rocket attack down south. A young Iraqi girl was killed on accident by US forces during an escalation of force incident. Also, the fingers of a group of contractors that were kidnapped in late 2006 have been obtained by US authorities. Hopefully, they can be found in the near future...

The Ugly: The Pentagon Study on the Al-Qaeda links to Saddam that didn't exist aren't going to be released on the internet, but a CD can be mailed to the press?!? I don't understand why unclassified info would be released to the elite in the press, but not those unwashed, boorish blogger types. Also, apparently Americans don't know shit about Iraq, since they can't even cite a ballpark figure of how many military deaths have happened in Iraq. C'mon people, it's the most well-documented statistic out of Iraq. Is American Idol really that important?



Fallujah 5K: As a smoker...not my idear of fun, but good for them!

12 March 2008

Sinbad and LT Nixon United in Their Dislike of Hillary and Other Embellishers

The Hillary Clinton spin machine had really tried hard to push her "foreign policy experience" stating how she had to endure the threat of sniper fire and other nastiness when she visited the Balkans back in '96. I suppose this inherent "danger" is supposed to give her either credibility or sympathy from the voters, since one trip into a war zone implies you're qualified for Commander in Chief... in her mind. Well, sorry Hillary supporters, apparently the trip wasn't all that hardcore. It involved traveling with Sheryl Crow and Sinbad (notable funny man from the legendary show "A Different World", and the greatest movie ever, "Houseguest") as a troop morale booster. Sinbad tells all in this Washington Post piece (thanks Hot Air):

In an interview with the Sleuth Monday, he said the "scariest" part of the trip was wondering where he'd eat next. "I think the only 'red-phone' moment was: 'Do we eat here or at the next place.'" Clinton, during a late December campaign appearance in Iowa, described a hair-raising corkscrew landing in war-torn Bosnia, a trip she took with her then-teenage daughter, Chelsea.

"They said there might be sniper fire," Clinton said. Threat of bullets? Sinbad doesn't remember that, either.

"I never felt that I was in a dangerous position. I never felt being in a sense of peril, or 'Oh, God, I hope I'm going to be OK when I get out of this helicopter or when I get out of his tank.'"

Huh, sounds like the Hillary spinsters are trying a little too hard to portray her as General MacArthur landing at Inchon to pick up some votes. I for one hate this sort of embellishing nonsense. And here's why: I was ordered to my current staff gig in the Green Zone, since Navy Submarine JOs are notorious poindexters who can put up with copious amounts of bullshit. It was definitely not because I was Mr. Hooah Ranger-type. Watching me try to utilize a weapon is, frankly, a bit frightening, and walking around with body armor elicits complaints from myself after about 50 paces. When we were shipping out, mind-boggling amounts of unnecessary gear was issued to us for powerpoint n' email duty: entrenching tools, mosquito tent, rucksack, and a bunch of other Army crap I don't know the nomenclature for. A fellow Navy chum remarked that "If we have to use this bullshit, we are definitely in trouble." Seriously. But of course we had the tough guy types in our class that was shipping out that had to go buy all the "high speed" combat gear, presumably so they could snap a bunch of photos and impress everybody with their tales of "being in the shit".

I only laughed at their antics at the time, but what's eating me up is that it has now been confirmed that it's bad on the morale of people that are actually "in the shit". LT G at Kaboom explains:

I had the hand mic in my grip, and was radioing up to the lead Stryker to begin movement. ‘Just give it a few seconds, Sir,” I said. “We’ll be moving shortly.”He looked over at me, eyeing me up and down with all the pomposity of a French dignitary. “Just make it happen, Lieutenant,” he said.I felt the red rage rise up through the base of my skeleton and blaze across the wheat fields of my mind. Gotta dig that instantaneous Irish temper. I wanted to tell him to put a fucking magazine in his weapon before we left him alone in the wilderness, as helpless and oblivious as Tom Wolfe at a frat party. Only the presence of my men within earshot forced me to utilize the brain-to-mouth filter. “Roger, Sir,” I said, biting my lip, arching my eyebrows, and quietly thanking the smidgeon of Scottish practicality imbued into my spirit by my mother’s side of the family.

What a bunch of douchebags! We all have a job to do, and it's important to know your role. Many Marines and Soldiers pride themselves on being involved in this type of dangerous, combat environment, and for a staff guy to be going out once every 6 months and thinking he's Mr. Recon Ricky is an insult to these Soldiers and Marines. So Hillary, embellishing stories about your combat experience degrades morale in the same fashion. All I'm saying is please stop the doucheiness.

Iraq News (12 Mar)

The Good: There is a huge conference going on in the city of Erbil in the autonomous Kurdish region. A variety of issues are being discussed: Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Somalia, and of course stability in Iraq. A stable Iraq will largely be contingent upon help from its neighbors, so these diplomatic talks are important. Interesting that it's being hosted by the Kurds. The conventional wisdom by US pundits is that Arabs hate the Kurds, maybe I'm missing something, but it seems they are getting along alright during this conference. Anyone with more knowledge of the cultural situation, please correct me.

The Bad: More shitty violence. An IED that was targeting a US convoy missed and hit a bus full of civilians killing 16. The route was from Basra to Nasiriyah in southern Iraq and this looks like the work of Shi'ite militants, not Al-Qaeda as some have postulated. Like an '85 Dodge Omni, attacks in Iraq have stalled. The new report to congress on Iraq indicates that attacks and violence levels in Iraq are holding steady after a huge drop in October (after Ramadan) and November 2007. This wouldn't be bad news if the violence levels weren't already at unacceptable levels.

The Ugly: Admiral Fallon, CENTCOM commander, has resigned. This issue is a little close to the chain of command and there will not be further discussion by yours truly of this issue on my blog. I'm trying my darndest to stay out of trouble my last 3 months here...well maybe, haha. Please see a plethora of other blogs for better and more insightful analysis.


Savages

11 March 2008

Does Jessica Simpson "$upport the Troop$"?

I got an email last week about "Operation Myspace", which touted having a huge concert of various famous people on March 10th in Kuwait. I tend to not pay too much attention to these things, because I'm an officer and my morale is not in need of being lifted. The relationship between officers and enlisted men and women is very complex and difficult to put into words, but my opinion on these types of events is not relevant, since it's not intended for me and my fellow junior officer mafia. So I hope that the young folks in Kuwait enjoyed the concert, especially the men and women transiting up to various COPs and FOBs in Iraq. It sounded like a pretty good idea actually. But I'm a little concerned that the MySpace people are just exploiting the idea of "supporting the troops" to generate a little bit of publicity and profit. This is debateable, and my take on the whole thing is that if the troops enjoyed it, then it's all good.

But StarCMC had a warning about one of the acts, Ms. Jessica Simpson, who prior to coming to the purgatory known as Kuwait, had this to say in that email I got:

"It’s truly an honor to perform for the troops," said Jessica Simpson. “Through Operation MySpace, I get to serve my country by doing what I love to do in front of thousands of brave men in uniform. It’s every girl’s dream!”

I'll forgive her for the ignorance in not knowing that there's women in uniform out this way as well, but apparently, the whole thing was just a way to get some easy money and fame for her already bloated ego. Media Take Out has this to say:

I am [Department Of Defense] civilian here in Kuwait working at the camp that held the OPERATION MYSPACE tour which was a charity event. She was the only act that was paid. Jessica insisted that they pay here approximately $150,000 [plus] $10,000 a day for Ken Paves and $6,000 a day for her stylist and make up artist.
When she arrived on the air field she had a pre-order that no one was allowed to come up to her and touch her she was looking very stuck up and snobby. When she came in the dining facility she only served the food for the troops for 5 minutes.
Her concert was last and everyone pretty much left before then. The Pussycat Dolls and the rock group Disturbed were so nice they were literally walking around with the troops without there body guards.


If this is true, it is reprehensible that she try to turn a profit by employing imagery of the military. This is horseshit. Can anyone in Kuwait provide any confirmation of this?


All about the $benjaminz$

Tuesdaze Bloggin' Roundup of Iraq (11 Mar)

More news to consume that doesn't involve a skeazebag governor from New York:

VetVoice posts by yours truly:
Cheers!

Shenanigans to Defuse Winter Soldier II Tensions

The IVAW has been talking about the upcoming Winter Soldier II hearings for months and Army Sergeant at Active Duty Patriot has the details on her blog. The tensions have been brewing for weeks prior to this, but recently Michelle Malkin has posted how the Gathering of Eagles are being threatened with violence, and it even contains a link to notable "Teh Awesome Viking Man" De Wald of IVAW. I find this a bit troublesome, since Michelle Malkin has riled up the Gathering of Eagles folks before, and I can only surmise that this event is going to get ugly. IVAW member, De Wald, has even threatened to cut people's heads off with a steak knife. In an effort to quell this animosity between fellow vets/military members/well-wishers I propose a riddle for veterans of the Army type.

The hucksters over at The Sniper have jokingly associated me with the Village People due to being of the Navy variety, but I would rather be associated with metrosexual hijinx than with the Army. Why does the Army trust an E-5/E-6 to lead a squad through a hostile village in Iraq, but when I need to make a simple $100/month allotment to charity, it is meant with stupid looks from an E-6 and E-7 over at Finance, and an E-9 is the only person being able to help me? Why?


Looks like I joined the right Branch, hi-yo!

Update: Ms. K has provided me with a hilarious link to a portly gentleman who went on a date, which required the use of a fork-lift to schlep him around. Thanks, Ms. K!

Iraq News (11 Mar)

The Good: Not much good news in the last 24 hours, it was a pretty shitty day for our fighting forces, but the US did blow up a torture house south of Baghdad to impress the local sheiks and show that the US forces were there to combat extremist violence.

The Bad: A significant amount of violence as 5 soldiers were killed by a suicde attacker in the Mansoor district of Baghdad, and 3 soldiers were killed in Diyala by an IED attack. The soldiers in Baghdad were talking with the locals about their concerns, which is a proven effective tactic towards counter-insurgency, when they were hit by a suicidal maniac. This is a terrible day...Also, a prominet Sahwa sheikh was assassinated along with some family members by a female suicide bomber in Baqouba. And rarely do the Kurdish provinces suffer from extremist attacks, but a suicide bomber killed 1 in Sulaymaniyah outside a fancy hotel.

The Ugly: KBR is not alone in unethical tax-evasion practices. Now it seems Blackwater is being scrutinized as well. An exhaustive Pentagon-sponsored study is set to be released that shows Saddam Hussein did not have ties to Al-Qaeda prior to the invasion. Nothing new there.

8 Soldiers KIA...RIP

10 March 2008

Those Rascals on the Internets

Many people in academia and the old media have tried to dismiss the internet as stupid and unfettered, since they see it as threatening to the monopoly of their line of work. One such example is a Professor who proudly proclaims that information readily available to the masses via Wikipedia constitutes a threat (H/T to LT Nixon's Mom):

The site's "free culture'' of information also lacks professional editors to exercise hierarchical and content judgment, he said. "Free culture is in my view dangerous,'' Keen said. "... It undermines the value of academic labor and ... it's something that ultimately will make academics unemployable.''

Dismissing technology that allows easy access to knowledge seems foolhardy and contrary to the goal of eliminating worldwide ignorance. Necessity is the mother of all inventions, and the reason for the availability of information is because what "they" have been feeding us is so uninteresting and ridiculous. The story of sex hormones in the tap water supply is one such example. I mean really, who gives a flying fuck, unless you're some dumb, hypochondriac housewife in Orange County? And those people are probably already shelling out cash for bottled water anyways.

Communist plot to put sex hormones in our tap water supply

Iraq News (10 Mar)

The Good: While the recent car bombing in Baghdad may have been devastating, it is not an indication of an escalation in violence across Iraq according to military spokesmen. I agree, since it's a desperate, brutal attack by Al-Qaeda to destroy confidence in the security situation. With the stability in the once violent Anbar province, there is work in progress to fix up one of the oil refineries. With record-high demand and prices for crude, I'm inclined to say that this is a wise investment for the Iraqis.

The Bad: Violence in Mosul and Tikrit killed a few Iraqi civilians by means of a car bomb and IED respectively. But otherwise, in the words of the LA Times Baghdad Bureau: "A typically low-key day".

The Ugly: Maybe this explains where this rash on my arms and back came from, haha. The multi-billion dollar contract where KBR provides many services to coalition personnel is under some scrutiny (food, laundry facilities, etc). Apparently, the water has been foul...of course this report is a little dated since it cites evidence from 2004 to 2006.


The K-3 Refinery in Anbar might take some time to fix up

Strange Sunday Ramble on Iraq 5 Years Later

Generation-X scholar and OYE contributor, Wek, has tipped me off to an AP article discussing the lives of Americans involved in the Iraq war 5 years after the invasion. It’s an excellent read for a Sunday, and the Tanker Brothers have already offered their insightful observations on it. Perhaps, it’s time I offer up my own modest opinions on war and the current paradigm of our American society. Not trying to be pompous, just my opinion from where I’m sitting…

Progress of civilization
For centuries, human civilization has struggled for the freedom from tyranny. Whether it be the despotism of monarchs, the atrocities of communist leaders, or even institutionalized practices which targeted specific aspects of mankind for extermination. While not perfect, American ideals defined in the constitution and by our forefathers have recognized these threats to humanity from centralized power structures and sought to create a society where the very institutions to govern were held in check. The concept of individuals each bringing their expertise to society free from discrimination has brought about the best in humanity. The American way of life, in general, cherishes the rights of the individual and allows them the means to overcome the brute struggle for survival to innovate and overcome the harsh conditions of nature that oppose human civilization. This innovation has led to more advanced agriculture, modern industrial efficiency, the combating of pestilence once rampant in urban centers, etc. Of course, mankind could not have overcome these factors without struggle. Truly, struggle and triumph is what distinguishes mankind from the animal kingdom, in which one person’s gumption and hard-work can have the effect of benefiting our entire society. In my opinion, I see the purpose of mankind’s existence to further our civilization through a combination of technological and cultural advancements, while maintaining humanity and a respect for all life itself on a sustainable course.


War can be necessary
War is a powerful method of affecting socio-political change in various parts of the world and has been employed throughout history. Our own nation was created by means of war, and that’s a reality we must understand. War is sometimes necessary. However, it should be the last method employed, due to the inevitable loss of life, waste of resources, destruction of property and the environment, and so on. I joined the military back in 2002, because I understood that our country would have to go about a war to combat the threat of Islamic extremism. I never considered myself the “military type”, but one must be willing to contribute to the common good for such an urgent situation that threatens, not just our own country, but the fabric of civilization as a whole. I did not agree with the reasons to launch an invasion into Iraq, but I volunteered to perform my small duty in Iraq in order to assist in ensuring a bad situation didn’t get worse. While a military response to nefarious elements existing in Iraq prior to the invasion are questionable, it is now necessary to ensure the viral infection of Islamic-brand terrorism is finished off in Iraq. My interest in American politics and policy stems from a desire to ensure the best leaders are democratically elected to combat this world-wide threat. To effectively destroy this threat, the international community must have comprehension of what that threat entails and what the consequences are.
A modern culture of self-destruction

My biggest fear is that people in America have chosen to neglect the reality of the task at hand in order to suit their own self-interests. The dominant trend amongst Americans involves a hopeless self-obsession with activities of mass distraction. Celebrity-gossip type news dominates the American tabloids and people are more concerned with Yoga and getting in time at the gym than the status of their armed forces. People treat their pets as though they are more important than life itself, and they are willing to consume resources endlessly regardless of consequence. This solipsist outlook is detrimental to the progress of our society. Our generation has failed to understand that defeating threats requires the collective will of a nation, and apathy in such an endeavor can be devastating. I see a lot of parallels with the Roman Empire and America as people tend to turn wealth into self-satisfying opulence, while the state provides entertainment for the uninformed masses (the analogy today would be tax-funded sports arenas). The citizens of America are more interested in what they can get from their government and corporate surrogates through the democratic process, rather than what they can provide to their fellow man. Our slavery stems from an acceptance of buying into a consumer-driven culture, where life-long debt is a reality, and all-powerful politicians are elected on the promise that they redistribute wealth in the form of government subsidies to ensure obedience. I for one was tired of feeling like a pathetic consumer, and I’m glad I’m involved myself in an organization that transcends mere selfish comforts to cause a beneficial effect on society. Certainly, there are other places than the US military to be part of something “larger than yourself”, but the military seemed the most important at the time. US forces in Iraq live with fear. Fear of IEDs, fear of getting shot, fear of being mortared (some more likely to be in harm’s way than others, obviously). While this fear is rational, I think many fear that they will return to an American society that will not understand or know how to re-incorporate them into the mainstream (which the AP article touched on). I for one fear that I will be completely disturbed by the reality that America is so out of touch with the ideals of a sustainable civilization. Is everything being done just a big waste of time in preparation for a huge economic and societal collapse? My outlook remains bleak.

09 March 2008

Finally, a Reason to Live

Just got a mailer from JP over at Milblogging.com, and the Blog World Expo '08 is going to be in Vegas on September 20-21. I'm hoping to check it out, since it's a good way to yak it up with fellow nerds and I'll be back from Iraq by then. At the very least, I can piss away a bunch of money at the craps table to score free drinks. Best of all, Milblogging.com is hosting some panels that should be pretty interesting. Hopefully, I'll finally get to meet some friendly faces, but otherwise I can just stand in the corner with sunglasses on inside talking about the coming apocalypse. This is a long way off, so more to follow.


I hope to finally meet Tron Guy!

Update: Mr. Maynard, aka Tron Guy, an internet celebrity held in high esteem by yours truly, has swung by this modest blog and thanked me for serving our country (see comments below)...and by extension all US forces in Iraq. Thanks, Mr. Maynard, you're a friend of the military. Let's try to convince him to come to Blog World Expo, since it's up in the air for him as of this point.

Iraq News (9 Mar)

The Good: Turkey and Iraq have stated that they will have long-lasting diplomatic and economic ties following a visit by Iraq's President Talabani to Turkey. Iraq's Kurdish President even stated that they were united against the terrorist group, the PKK. Lt. Col. Nagl, of COIN-related fame, has an Op-Ed in the Washington Post about creating an Adviser Corps and working with other countries in the international endeavor to eradicate Islamic extremism. Worth a read.
The Bad: One US soldier has been killed in Diyala province, while a mass grave of badly decomposed corpses has been located, also in Diyala. Iraqi women are protesting on the occasion of International Women's Day due to the violence directed against them. Likewise, down south in Basra, Iraqis are protesting the pisspoor security situation.
The Ugly: Sen. Carl Levin (D-MI) wants to investigate why Iraqis aren't spending their own money generated from oil exports on reconstruction and services. I'd imagine corruption has something to do with it, and also the fact that Iraqi professionals are targeted by militias and terrorists and have fled the country en masse...oh yeah, and Paul Bremer dismantled the entire Iraqi bureaucracy under the CPA. The decline in violence should provide an opportunity for better spending of oilbucks by the central government in Baghdad, but I'm not holding my breath. Call me a skeptic. I have more faith in Iraqi small businesses jumpstarting the economy in this country.

Sen. Levin (D-MI) wants Iraqis to spend their own money and acknowledge the awesomeness of his comb-over

08 March 2008

Gangbanging Thugs Kill the Son of a Soldier in Iraq

I hate hearing about stories like this. On Sunday, Jamiel Shaw, a football star with good grades and a bright future, had his life cut short at 17 by some gangbanging thugs because he was in the "wrong neighborhood" in Los Angeles. While this would be horrible for any mother, Jamiel's Mom is serving her country in Diyala province, a restive area of Iraq. She has returned to the states on emergency leave. The goons that did this are still on the loose, and a $50,000 reward is being offered by the LAPD to find the perps.
I used to live in Los Angeles before 9/11 and gang violence was definitely a daily problem. Despite the country being at war, it's painfully obvious that the sacrifice of some has had little impact on society, as there are still thugs running around slingin' crack and shooting people without a care in the world. Meanwhile, a mother not only has to worry about the stress of being in a war zone, but she has to worry about her boy being killed back in the states. A pretty unnerving outlook of America and contemporary society. Details on the funeral service can be found here.
R.I.P.

Iraq News (8 March)

The Good: With security improvements in the once troubled Anbar province, political progress is taking shape. The Awakening councils are vying for political power and the Washington Institute has an interesting policy paper on it. The tribal sheikhs of Anbar will definitely have a huge impact in the upcoming provincial elections. Iraqi President Talabani is visiting Turkey. Turkey is by far the most secular and most economically prosperous of Iraq's neighbors so playing nice with them is key. The big quandary is the terrorist group PKK bunkering down in the mountains of northern Iraq. Despite the EU, US, and Iraq labeling the PKK a terrorist group, WaPo glorifies them in this lengthy piece. Make sure you read tommorow's edition, where they laud the heroic terrorism of the FARC in Columbia to further muddy international diplomatic relations.

The Bad: Yesterday's massacre in the Karradah neighborhood of Baghdad has been blamed on Al-Qaeda in Iraq. A police station in Mosul was attacked with car bomb yesterday killing 4 policemen. Mosul has been declared by many to be the "last bastion for Al-Qaeda in Iraq". The clearing opeartions will take months according to Brig Gen. Thomas.

The Ugly: War is damn expensive. This Washington Post Op-Ed says it is on the order of $3 Trillion big ones. The editorial ties in the economy being in the shits with the Iraq war. No arguments there (thanks neo-cons). But I'm wondering if this is going to start some sort of backlash against the military. I can picture an investment banker on Wall Street throwing his morning Starbucks on me in a fit of frustration. I guess it's better than getting dog shit thrown at you by some hippie.


War takes the economy into the shits

Collegiate Look at Iraq, 2nd Amendment

I maintain the UCLA editorials pages up on my reader to understand what is on the collective mind across today's campuses of college students. If I paid taxes (my combat zone status excludes me), certainly I would be interested in what sort of teaching these youngsters were receiving. It's long been conventional wisdom that many state-run college institutions are Marxist breeding grounds, but I'm beginning to change my tune with this recent editorial about Iraq. A man named Darrell Carter, who happens to be a Marine veteran, pens this Op-Ed about politics and the war:

Today’s political culture is becoming more and more polarized. Hard right, hard left. Anti-war, pro-war. Pro-choice, pro-life. Our world is far too complex to have such polarized and simplified stances on important issues, and I feel we have a duty as citizens of not just our nation, but our world, to be better informed and take into account the complexities of something like the Iraq war in order to truly attempt to better the world we live in. Don’t be color-blind, Bruins; see beyond just black-and-white issues.


Yes, Mr. Carter, an excellent new paradigm. While I'm sure his professors, who probably know nothing about the military since they stayed in college for such a long time to avoid the draft in the 60s, are quick to equate anything in Iraq with Abu Ghraib and Marines throwing puppies off cliffs, it is wise to examine the complexities from various angles. Good for him.

Unfortunately, I looked at the opinion piece from the UCLA editorial board today and was a bit disheartened. Paging Miss Nicky from Liberty Zone, someone is talking smack about responsible gun ownership. The editorial board doesn't cite much in the way of evidence, but concludes with the following on concealed-carrying on campus:

This is a bad idea that will cost more lives than it will ever save, and will make every college campus a dangerous place for civilians. Guns should stay in the hands of professionals.

Hmm. When I lived in Hollywood, the only guy that was allowed to "carry a gun" was the crack dealer three blocks over that stood on the corner every night after 9pm, and the guy that robbed my neighbor in our parking lot. By "allowed" I mean they didn't care about the law, since they were criminals. It didn't make me feel very safe. That personal tale and Reason citing actual evidence that debunks the claim of concealed handguns resulting in higher crime should be satisfactory in dispelling this disinformation.

My hope for our generation is not totally diminished, since people are at least publicizing their views and not completely self-obsessed with stupid photos from the party at the Phi Kai house and text messaging their compadres during class. Life goes on.

Not everyone is this stupid in college

07 March 2008

Iraq News (7 March)

The Good: An Al-Qaeda torture house has been found by US forces working with the Sons of Iraq south of Baghdad (thanks to 3ID for the operation, and thanks to Blackfive for the pic below). The house was tipped off by the locals showing the effectiveness of the counter-insurgency campaign of meeting and greeting friendly locals (especially the locals with AK-47s who want to kick out Al-Qaeda). The house had hooks, handcuffs, and a bunch of other sick, twisted shit. A round-up of suspected Qaeda insurgents killed/captured by either Iraqi or US forces can be found here.
The Bad: Damn. Another suicide vest attack in Baghdad's middle-class Karrada neighborhood. This one used the old tactic of blowing up one small bomb, and using a larger sucide attack to kill people who gatheted around the first explosion. Over 50 dead, mostly young adults. Not good. There was suggestions from Lt. Gen Odierno and Ambassador Crocker that Iranian proxies had cut back on their activity in Baghdad after and during the Ahmadinejad visit. But comparing Al-Qaeda style tactics and Shia militia tactics is apples and oranges. I can't recall an Iranian-backed Shia militia ever utilizing a suicide attack as a tactic. This has the hallmark of Al-Qaeda.
The Ugly: KBR (the provider of everything under the sun on coalition bases in Iraq and elsewhere) has been exposed as using an offshore Caribbean Island account for tax evasion purposes. Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Krusty gets in trouble with the IRS. These corporations that have profited so heavily from the nation's conflicts seem ungrateful, you'd think they'd pony up like everyone else. Also, 1/5 of soldiers who have been to Iraq or the Stan show syptoms of PTSD according to a new statistics.
Torture House Located by the Sons of Iraq

06 March 2008

Where do These Girls Hang Out at?



How come I can never find ladies like this? All I get is some meathead bouncer who lets me into the bar after standing around like an asshole for an hour and then once inside there's three gel-haired douchebags for every gal?

Breaking: Blast Hits Times Square Recruiting Station!

Usually I'm not in the business of speculation, but there has been an explosion on a recruiting station in Times Square. CNN has the story here. Will fill you all in with angry commentary at whoever/whatever did this (terrorists, hippies, hermit wackos, pisspoor infrastructure, etc.) when the facts become clear. This is bullshit no matter what the cause was. Argh!

Update: I just watched the Mayor Bloomberg press conference on CNN. He made it abundantly clear that NYC is a big fan of the military. I was last there in 2003, and he's not joking. Me and my buddies with equally bad haircuts couldn't go anywhere and not get bought free drinks. You used to be able to ride the subway for free if you had a military ID, but I'm not sure if that's still the case. This is really a shame for a military-friendly metropolis like NYC. The Mayor and Police Chief mentioned that it was a guy on a bike and a hoodie. That doesn't narrow things down, but hopefully some tips will come in.

David M over at Thunder Run has a pretty good post up about the whole event and that it's most likely concocted by left-wing kooks. Islamic Terrorists like to blow stuff up during the day, so I'm inclined to believe him, but I'm not pointing any fingers just yet. Whoever it is, they will be targeted, because, once again, this is fuckin' bullshit. Of course, many Kossacks are already turning this into some sort of "Woe is I" issue about how they are going to be unfairly blamed by meanie bloggers, and one commenter seems to think it's all a big right-wing conspiracy. I'm not a complete imbecile and I recognize the difference between non-violent speech and debate as opposed to political violence (Iraq is rife with this sort of thing). But here's an idea fellers, instead of putting yourself up on the cross, why don't you condemn this type of extremist bullshit like everyone else. Just a thought.

Update II: I wrote some more on this at VetVoice.

Media Curmodgeon Slams Bloggers

Dan Thomasson has scribbled an Op-Ed entitled "New Media Can Destroy the Noblest Press Practices". The article lambastes the outing of Prince Harry soldiering in Afghanistan by criticizing, not just blabbermouth Drudge, but the entire blogosphere. He utilizes this one event to lump us bloggin' types into one big hodgepodge of Star Trek fan fiction writing miscreants:

...Pajama-wearing typists who never leave their own kitchens and turn raw, unvetted, unsubstantiated material into snippets of inside dope that travel the world at lightning speed...

This degradation cannot conceal the facts behind blogging rising to such prominence and influence. It was because of the lack of unbiased and accurate coverage of world events (such as the Iraq war), while there was a surplus of idiotic celebrity gossip concerning who was going to rehab this week. Thomasson goes on to state that bloggers have no ethics or standards:

...more and more we are being left at the mercy of those whose Web sites are unencumbered by any ethical or legal considerations or oversight. With no one to answer to, the damage they can cause to individuals and institutions and even to democracy can be substantial.

To state that bloggers were not quick to condemn Drudge putting National Security at risk would be erroneous. Blogs from a variety of interests and genres slammed Drudge for blabbing to include: Small Wars Journal, Vetvoice, Crooks and Liars, Democracy Arsenal, Hot Air, and the nice gals over at USO Girls. This shows the ability to "self-regulate" an unpoliced medium of information. I'm not gonna get all high and mighty and say that milblogs and blogs are all about the professional journalism you'd get from a graduate degree, but they do provide interesting insight and are an effective tool in keeping the increasingly conglomerated media from brainwashing the general public. And he accuses blogging of subverting democracy even though it's an effective way for the average schmoe to have his voice heard? Get with times, man.





Mr. Dan Thomasson: Notable Grouch

Iraq News (6 Mar)

The Good: The Ministry of Oil has been given the green light to go ahead on oil deals with multi-national corporations. This investment will be crucial to improving the infrastructure in Iraq and will provide employment opportunities. The Oil Minister, Shahristani, has even suggested employing the tribes in the region the pipelines run through to provide security.

The Bad: A former Kurdish minister has been killed by gunmen. Also, Turkey has resumed it's misguided offensive against the PKK by performing air strikes in northern Iraq. You'd think they'd learn from our mistakes of how to deal with an insurgency.

The Ugly: Trouble with the Chemical Ali execution. There are 3 defendants that were convicted of war crimes in June 2007 by an Iraqi court, one of them being the notorious "Chemical Ali". One of the other guys is former Defense Minister Sultan Hashim, who surrendered voluntarily to the coalition forces and has been portrayed by the Iraqi President as a man just following orders under Saddam. The presidency council just wants Chemical Ali executed but is at loggerheads with the Prime Minister who wants all 3 executed.

05 March 2008

Perpetually Outraged America

There were some memoirs published recently by Margaret Jones, which told her chilling tale of being half-white and half-Native American, growing up on the mean streets of South Central LA running with the Bloods. It certainly sounds like she grew up in unfortunate circumstances, but too bad she actually grew up in the Valley attending private school and she made the whole goddamn thing up.

This sort of behavior always strikes me as bizarre and I sought to understand it. Certainly there are some born into more advantages than others in this fine country of ours. And certainly persecution and social injustices have existed in America, which deserve acknowledgment. But why the hell would you want to be unfortunate or persecuted? The Washington Post recently published a satirical article “We Scream, We Swoon, How Dumb can we Get?” written by a woman clearly for the sake of a humorous read on a Sunday morning. I guess some folks felt left out of the joke, because they were hoppin’ mad about this sexist article. The Washington Post even has a politically correct addendum at the top of the online report that directs you where you can email your flaming daggers representing your outraged self. Don’t people have senses of humor anymore?

But don’t think this type of behavior is limited to women, as I previously ranted about the joker in Aspen who thought white men had it tough in this election cycle. Stuff White People Like has successfully ridiculed this culture of victimhood in their latest post chastising those “poor Graduate students”:

Being in graduate school satisfies many white requirements for happiness. They can believe they are helping the world, complain that the government/university doesn’t support them enough, claim they are poor, feel as though are getting smarter, act superior to other people, enjoy perpetual three day weekends, and sleep in every day of the week!

This article helped me understand. Being faux-persecuted fills up your moral quotient so that the banality of our current mainstream American culture of consumption and stupidity is valid. Also, being perpetually outraged gives an individual free rein to carry on an argument that has little justification in facts or reality. Take a look at the latest “Marine throws pooch off cliff” incident that has appeared on YouTube, which Mrs. Greyhawk at Mudville Gazette clearly points out that it is not representative of the military, but just a couple of cruel yahoos. You wouldn’t know that by looking at the comments section of this Democratic Underground piece though. They use this one incident to make broad sweeping assertions that US imperiali$t stormtroopers have a culture of massacring everything!

Should I feel outraged from these commentaristas, since I’m in the military and everyone should be feeling sorry for me? No. Nobody owes me anything, and I would be giving these imbeciles more credibility than they deserve if I became “outraged”, “persecuted”, or a “victim”.

Guys like this definitely got the short end of the stick in America (h/t to Hot Chicks w/Douchebags)

Iraq News (5 Mar)

The Good: The 2nd Brigade, 82nd Airborne is redeploying from Iraq. They were sent here in January 2007 as part of the surge strategy to move off large FOBs and into neighborhoods in Baghdad. Even a terse analysis of their deployment could not call it anything less than successful, as violence in Baghdad has plummeted from the beginning of 2007 when the city was rife with sectarian violence. On a personal note, it may seem a little abstract when folks back home "Thank them for their service", but for a guy residing in the Green Zone, I unequivocally "Thank them for their service" as I can sleep well at night in my trailer knowing these guys have got my back. You can thank them personally for their 15-month deployment via the milblog Eighty Deuce on the Loose. Admiral Fallon, CENTCOM commander, has testified to the Senate Armed Services Committee and stated that the surge worked in clamping down on violence in Iraq.

The Bad: An Mi-17 Iraqi helicopter crashed leaving no survivors, presumably due to dust storms. Despite a lot of smiling photo-ops from Ahmadinejad and promises of prosperous future relations, Iran is still making a lot of trouble for Iraq.

The Ugly: It's no secret that the Iraq war has been pretty damn expensive, but Mr. Herbert at the NY Times says the money should've been used to spend on government entitlement programs. Obviously I disagree with him on that. But he does bring up a good point about the Bush Administration being the only people who lowered taxes during a time of war (two in this case!) and didn't cut back on government spending elsewhere. Maybe that's why our deficit is coming up on $10 Trillion. With the way the dollar is turning into funny money, I should invest in a wheelbarrow, so I can have the means to schlep enough cash to the gas station to buy a pack of smokes. Returning Lt. Gen. Odierno says we need time to re-assess the situations on the ground following the drawdown to 15 Brigade Combat Teams in Iraq in the July timeframe. With our current mission, I certainly agree with my superior, but where we get these military personnel to continue supporting the mission in Iraq is a question for a man on the right in the picture below.

Bush remains mum on strains of the military

04 March 2008

A Realistic Prognosis of Iraq

Finding good non-partisan analysis on Iraq from a Western perspective can be difficult. Popular sites like the Huffington Post tend to embellish casualty-inducing events in an effort to make the war look like it is going poorly to take stabs at the Bush administration. I'm certain they are gearing up for that "4,000 US Soldiers Killed!" story to further their cause. On the other hand, Neoconservative publications will defend any progress in the war in Iraq, while not acknowledging any setbacks or a disturbingly over-used military force. Recently, The Weekly Standard proclaimed Gen Petraeus as the "Patton of Counterinsurgency". While I agree that General Petraeus runs a good counter-insurgency and I'm glad to work for him, let's not go off the deep end here. The Kagans illustrate their affection:

Great commanders often come in pairs: Eisenhower and Patton, Grant and Sherman, Napoleon and Davout, Marlborough and Eugene, Caesar and Labienus. Generals David Petraeus and Raymond Odierno can now be added to the list.

C'mon, Caesar?!? Does that mean that all coalition forces are Roman Legionaries traipsing through Mesopotamia? If it does, I would like to know where the wine is at and which way to the Bacchus-styke orgy. But seriously, viewing the Iraq war through a bi-partisan prism of media can be self-defeating as every fact will be conveyed to suit a political agenda and speculation without justification will run rampant.

So that's why I try to turn to sources outside the US, which has been so bitterly divided by this war. Here's a good Op-Ed from the London Times entitled "Iraq: For Once There's Hope" (h/t ThisFuckingWar):

There is less gunfire, and fewer explosions. No longer do I instinctively look for mutilated torsos floating down the Tigris. I have ventured out to shop and eat - albeit in one of Baghdad's safest districts. The night-time curfew has been relaxed. Schools, markets and the national theatre have reopened. Families visit refurbished parks. Men sit outside cafés drinking sweet, black tea. Children play soccer on side roads.

Which the author couterpoints himself with:

But all this must be set in context. What passes for normality in Iraq would be utterly abnormal anywhere else. The number of Iraqis killed in January was the lowest in 23 months, but still numbered 541. Hundreds of thousands of Baghdadis now live in walled-in, ethnically cleansed, heavily guarded enclaves that they are terrified to leave. Sunnis do not venture into Shia areas, and vice-versa. Sectarian hatreds have been contained, but not resolved.


I certainly agree that violence has been tempered, but there is much chaos ailing Iraq. One of the biggest problems is lack of basic services (electricity, sewage, etc.) and a government that has been not incredibly ambitious in providing them as we had hoped. Thanks to Martin Fletcher for giving an honest look from an outsider's eye without all the political hoopla.

A US soldier in the eyes of some

Tuesdaze Bloggin' Roundup of Iraq (4 Mar)

Here's my shameless way to build Technorati credibility. Enjoy the stuff on Iraq that dinosaur media fears:

Here's my homework for VetVoice:
Cheers!

Iraq News (4 Mar)

The Good: Brig Gen. Thomas says slow steady progress in Mosul that may take months to flush out the Islamic State of Iraq (aka Al-Qaeda in Iraq). This comes as no surprise to anyone except the press who was hoping for all the heavy fighting of a Fallujah-style offensive to get some Pulitzer winning photo shots. Mosul is Iraq's third largest city with a complex make up of ethnicity and sects. Progress will be measured by kinetic operations followed with reconstruction/reconciliation initiatives much like what was done last year in Baghdad. It might not play out like a Hollywood movie, but remember that war is boring. It should be stated that this is as far north as the insurgency can flee, since the Peshmerga have things pretty under control in the autonomous Kurdish region. Their only option is to surrender, flee the country, reconcile, or get dead.

The Bad: A mass grave was unearthed near Samarra with bodies that were bound and shot in the head. Two car bombs went off in Baghdad yesterday, despite a heavy security presence for the Ahmadinejad visit. Also, the ex-Ministry of Health officials must have had the resurrected Cochrane on their side, because they have been acquitted. The charges were funneling money to the Mahdi Army, executing Sunnis, using ambulances to schlep around weapons, and other sectarian crimes. Something doesn't feel right about this trial, and the Sunni Vice President, Tariq Hashimi, was not happy.

The Ugly: Iraqi youth are cynical about their religious leaders due to power-hungry thugs exploiting religion for criminal purposes (never seen that before in history /sarc). Also, don't expect US forces to be drawing down in large numbers anytime in the foreseeable future according to El Presidente.


Battle of Mosul to take some time

03 March 2008

SGT Freedom Discusses Homeless Veterans

On a serious note, a public service announcement from LT Nixon:

SGT Freedom is good people. I occasionally disagree with his take on illegal immigration and the religion of Islam (I really have nothing against the religion itself), but all in all he is a very energetic supporter of the troops. His most recent video rant takes on the problem of homeless veterans. While homelessness is a problem in America in general, the fact that vets are homeless is an absolute disgrace. I'm not big on social entitlement programs, but veterans have provided an invaluable service to the country and we as taxpayers are contractually obligated to ensure that they have all their basic necessities covered. I used to live by the VA center off the 405 in West LA, and there was a huge amount of homeless Vietnam vets living on the streets. I would always see them on the bus back to Hollywood, one gentleman still wearing combat fatigues and shades screaming to himself during the entire bus ride. Another vet I ran into a lot had the sores on the side of his mouth characteristic of crack abuse. Being a smart ass college kid, I was at first skeptical of his service initially, but he went into great detail about his tour in Vietnam. Some vets may be homeless due to drug/alcohol abuse and a cynic could say "Well, that's their own damn problem", but shouldn't we help them get into shelters to treat their addictions instead of leaving them out on the streets of the LA concrete jungle? The disproportionately larger number of homeless vets (25%) compared to the number of vets in American society (~10%) is the result of trauma suffered while in combat. The IAVA does a lot of outreach for homeless veterans, and VoteVets.Org will criticize pundits like Bill O' Reilly who claims homeless vets aren't a problem. SGT Freedom taking on homeless vets completes the political spectrum (coming from the right) to take on this issue. I'm glad there's some things all vets can agree on.

Iraq News (3 Mar)

The Good: Outgoing #2 officer in Iraq, Lt. Gen. Odierno, talks with Michael Gordon of the New York Times about the future of Iraq. He recommends more job creation, which isn't sounding like a bad idea, since unemployment fuels the insurgency. More dead terrorists up by Tal Afar. Ninawa province in northern Iraq is currently hosting the brunt of Al-Qaeda activity, and small victories like these will aid in preventing future violence in Iraq.

The Bad: 5 civilians killed in Diyala province by an IED. The Pope himself has called for the release of Chaldean archbishop Rahho as he was abducted after thugs murdered his bodyguards earlier this week in Mosul. Oh yeah, electricity for Baghdad's citizens still sucks. The services we take for granted back in the states (trash collection, electricity, clean water) are still in major disrepair in Iraq thanks to Saddam, UN Sanctions, and sabotage by the insurgency. This does not bode well for economic development, which will encourage more poverty-stricken Iraqis to join gangs, racketeering operations, terrorist proxies, etc.

The Ugly: Iraqi-Iranian relations are important to boosting economic/political development in the region. But crazy Ahmadinejad has used his visit to Baghdad to, predictably, take pot shots at the "Great Satan", despite the fact that the coalition took out two of Iran's greatest enemies (Taliban and Saddam). And some of the lefty blogs have bought into this propaganda hook, line, and stinker. Many of Iraq's Sunnis were not happy with the Iranian President's visit and openly protested in the streets of Fallujah and Kirkuk.



Ahmadinejad smug in his accusations

02 March 2008

Red Eye: Friend to the Military

Many celebrities are self-righteous, pompous, horrible people. Examples include writing horrendously uninformed commentary at the Huffington Post, wearing little ribbons of solidarity with those "poor" terrorists at Gitmo, or being talented enough to win "Best Actress" while still being dumb enough to think 9/11 and even the moon landing was an imperialist farce. Greg Gutfeld is able to expose all this elitist bullshit with posts mocking limousine liberals without all that neo-con smarminess. Modern politics has become so ridiculous in its grand-standing that no one can get off their high horse and see the forest for the trees. Lucky for me, I get to watch Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld once in awhile out in Iraq (one of my few pleasures) and it seeks to expose all the nonsense involved with our current political malaise. The Gregalogues are quick, hilarious, and insightful. There's a fan site that's pretty decent with other folks like me who don't take themselves so seriously that it would prevent good times. Red Eye also frequently hosts notable intelligent babe Kerry Howley, who is an editor at Reason and was once subjected to an interview from a very strange man. Once in a blue moon, I'll send an email to someone famous just to see what kind of response I get (remember that the IZ is boring), and he was the first to write me back. So thanks, Greg, you're LT Nixon's Friend to the Military for the day.
Greg discussing shenanigans at the Oscars with his Mum

Iraq News (2 Mar)

The Good: The Diyala Sons of Iraq, who had been on strike for days in protest of allegations of sectarianism against the Provincial Police chief, have returned to their duties. Diyala has been a hot-bed of Al-Qaeda activity and this is crucial to eradicating the hated extremist group from the province. Jar Allah, an Al-Qaeda foreign fighter facilitator, has been killed in Mosul, and the leader of a cell responsible for female suicide bombers has been detained.

The Bad: Ministry data on Iraqi deaths from extremist violence indicate an uptick for February. This is most likely due to the Baghdad pet market bombings on 1 Feb which killed nearly 100 people. Recall these bombings were carried out by females who were mentally impaired. Expect a lot of discourse that the Surge is a total failure based on this one month of data. One only need to look a year ago at the number of civilian deaths to understand that the Surge has significantly reduced the violence.

The Ugly: Ahmadinejad and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Admiral Mullen show up in Iraq on the same day?!? Only in this place.


Rocket thru the Roof, Good Shot!

Smokin' with Al-Qaeda


The worldwide health gestapo is at it again, this time in New Zealand (H/T Reason). They have used the symbolism of 9/11 in the above ad to invoke the guilt of associating a personal choice to the most horrific terrorist act of the 21st century. I am so sick of these people. It's not bad enough that smokes have been taxed to all holy hell, now being a smoker makes you a goddamn AK-47 totin' jihadist. While the ad may be a lame attempt to state that smoking deaths caused more deaths than 9/11, the imagery speaks for itself. In their self-righteousness to encourage conformity to their ideals of what a good citizen should be, they fail to understand the irony of "laws" imposed by terrorists in regions they operate. Real Clear Politics explains the true link between smoking and terrorism:

Sheikh Abdul Sattar al Rishawi, founder of the Anbar Salvation Council, gave similar reasons for his change of allegiance. When al Qaida ran Baquba, it would amputate the two fingers used to hold a cigarette of any Iraqi caught smoking. Men who refused to grow beards were beaten, as were women for the "sexually suggestive" behavior of carrying tomatoes and cucumbers in the same bag, Mr. Yon said. He recounted finding the bodies of beheaded children.


So the people that commited the 9/11 attacks are probably big on stopping others from smoking too. Congratulations, health nuts, you just made a bunch of asses out of yourself. I'll keep my stash of Kools, thanks.

01 March 2008

Iraq News 1 Mar

The Good: US casualties are down for Feburary from a small increase in January. While every death of a US service member is a tragic loss, it's helpful to look at long-term casualty trends to get a feel for the security progress or lack thereof in Iraq. Sadly, according to iCasualties, the Iraqi civilian deaths have slightly increased from Jan., but I'm going to wait on a report from the Iraqi Ministries to get the actual numbers. More details on the scheduled execution of the tyrant Chemical Ali, who must be executed within 30 days by Iraqi law.

The Bad: Chaldean Archbishop Rahho has been kidnapped by a group of thugs in Mosul after his bodyguards were killed. Christians have been the target of significant extremist violence as Sunni terrorists and Shi'ite militias alike see them as sharing the religion of the crusader.

The Ugly: The symbol of gross misappropriation of taxpayer dollars and Bush administration hubris, the US embassy, is being investigated by Rep. Waxman. Also, there are allegations that the monstrosity is more prone to catch fire than Richard Pryor freebasing coke.

Aging Hippie Douche of the Weekend Pic

From Zombie, by way of Little Green Footballs. I never understood why the far left would sympathize with a group of terrorist thugs like Hezbollah (Reason explains). Perhaps they were upset with Imad Mugniyah being assassinated, or perhaps they ally with whatever interest, no matter how nefarious, in their conquest to lambaste the American capitali$t--zionist regime. I don't understand this irrational thought process. Are they supporters of AIDS, since it kills Americans? I hope that these people are a small faction of a generation on it's way to geezerdom, but I fear these types of people have always been around and will always be around to make a mockery of themselves. I wonder if in the 14th century there were aging drug-addled hipsters wearing berets with signs about the Bubonic Plague destroying imperialist knight crusaders...we can only speculate.

Who says a War Zone can't be mildly entertaining

Ron Burgundy is a sure fire way to pimp out any humvee and get the ladies.


These jokers may have never been to Iraq, but I have to agree...5 years and billions of dollars later, it is probably the best war ever.


If you don't know what BOHICA is an acronymn for, think about repeatedly dropping the soap in the shower while doing time in prison.

The Sadr City Pub Crawl shirt is a coveted item, but I have been unsuccesful in locating one. Some Spring Break Baghdad '08 shirts may be in order. What do you think?