02 May 2009

This Hipster Grifter Girl is One Crazy Broad

Are you tired of seeing pictures of beautiful hipsters in ironic-themed shirts, skinny jeans, and Obama bumper stickers having all the fun in the city while you scrounge about your neighbor's foreclosed home for canned goods out in the exurbs? Me too. Resentment is a powerful addiction. For those who were never "cool" in their life, take some umbrage that a hipster con-artist (who is rather attractive) is on the loose in NYC scamming these people out of their trust funds/coffee house wages. From New York Observer:

Within the space of a half-hour, Ms. Ferrell was peppering him with questions about his sexual history—how many women he’d slept with and so on. “She was coming on to me, and I was super into it for the first part of it,” he said. “I realized I could have fun after work—but then I was like, ‘Let me check this girl out.’” He Googled her. Up popped a photo of his flirtatious new co-worker on the Salt Lake City Police Department’s Most Wanted list, wanted on five different warrants, including passing $60,000 in bad checks, forgery and retail theft.
Not sure how her come-ons worked on her marks, but I don't pretend to comprehend the romance involved in hipster relationships. Here's how she got the guys steamed up:
“She has this thing with guys where she talks about sex really upfront and kind of puts people off balance,” said Joe. (It was also around November that a guy named Troy was at Union Pool, the Williamsburg bar, when the bartender passed him a note from another customer. It read, “I want to give you a hand job with my mouth,” and was signed “Korean Abdul-Jabbar.” It was, according to Troy, from Ms. Ferrell. Another time, a patron at Fabiane’s, the cafĂ© on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg, said Ms. Ferrell passed him a note which read: “I want you to throw a hot dog down my hall.”)
Gawker has lots more on the hipster grifter (who has a warrant out for her arrest in Utah), and Spencer has the video of her "apologizing" for her felonious behavior. If only the victims had been to a few ports that the Navy frequents (preferably on the Pacific side), they would've been much wiser to lovely young ladies using the promise of sex to extort cash.

2 comments:

Mike H said...

I dunno ... unles you got a case of the yellow fever something bad she's really a little below average.

Nixon said...

A bit sub-par, but usually women with warrants for their arrest are meth'd-up looking lowlifes. She might qualify as a prison babe.