21 June 2008

Big Pimpin, Bling Blingin' And Shit

Just got my sweetass economic stimulus check in the mail, and to keep America out of an impending recession, I plan on purchasing a diamond-studded grill from Mr Bling.com, a Dick Trickle's model racing car, and possibly some J-pron over the weekend. Oh wait, Keynesian economics doesn't work. Maybe I should spend it on the Crazy Lou for Prez fund, since he wants to impeach Bush because of Salmonella. That guy knows what's up and could be the last hope for America.