50,000

Jesus has winced in pain at least 50,000 times in the last year, because this blog just broke 50k hits today! Thanks to everyone for reading and I'd probably be forced to go open up a roller rink or some stupid bullshit if you all didn't keep coming back. Comments and feedback are important so I can better gage what to write about that will provide entertainment/informational value. I'm sure many of you feel like this guy at times, so don't be afraid to criticize a post now and then: