16 September 2008

Kim Jong Illin' To Join Zombie Horde

Any speculation on whether or not the ronery Kim Jong-Il has kicked the bucket to team up with Zombie Castro? The story was big last week, but seems to have dropped off the radar in the American media in lieu of Palin's sexy tanning bed. However, I did find an interesting article from The Independent:

In North Korean biographies, Mr Kim's birth in 1942 (or 1941) was foreseen by a swallow and marked by a double rainbow and a new star. Movies extolling his great mental and physical prowess record that he came from the heavens, accompanied by a huge snowstorm. "When he shouts, huge storms happen," said one.
What the fuck man, no one gave me a double rainbow!