16 October 2008

You Know Who's A Real Bozo, Chavez

[File Photo] Chavez successfully locates South America on Imperialist-made Globe

Hollyweird's favorite autocrat, funnyman Hugo Chavez, one-upped his previous zingers about Bush being the Devil and the German Chancellor being Hitler with this latest tripe [Reuters by way of Reason]:

Chavez, who calls capitalism an evil and ex-Cuban leader Fidel Castro his
mentor, ridiculed Bush for his plan for the federal government to take equity in
American banks despite the U.S. right-wing's criticism of Venezuelan

"Bush is to the left of me now," Chavez told an
audience of international intellectuals debating the benefits of socialism.
"Comrade Bush announced he will buy shares in private banks."
Silly Chavez, Bush is not a neo-Trotskyite. Our government is actually engaged in a bipartisan economic plan to ensure business executives of failed corporations are able to take lavish hunting trips in England at the taxpayer's expense under the guise of saving America. Maybe if we stopped importing this clown's oil he would STFU.