Palin Named Favorite of the Right

Right Wing News has named Sarah Palin as the #1 Most Favorite Person, even beating out "Teh Fred", who clocked in at #4. Can someone please make a reasonable argument about why Palin is so awesome in the comments? I'm curious as to why you would think so. I'll post your reply and thereby make you a pariah amongst your friends for being associated with this obscene blog.