08 January 2009

Porn Industry Needs a Money Shot From Congress

Clever Plots Involving Double-Sausage Pizzas Need Federal Assistance

Porn moguls from the Valley are asking for $5 Billion bucks for their industry since they can't compete with free amateur action on sites like YouPorn. Forbes with the details:
Reeling from the success of the free Internet porn business, the adult entertainment industry should get a $5 billion piece of the government's $700 billion bailout fund, says Joe Francis, chief executive officer of the production company that produces the popular "Girls Gone Wild" video series.

He's sending letters to California congressman Henry Waxman (his local representative), Massachusetts' Barney Frank (the head of the House of Representatives' Financial Services Committee) and the U.S. Treasury Department asking for assistance. His argument: the last thing California needs is another economic crisis to hit when it is trying to climb out of the real estate crash. The porn industry calls the San Fernando Valley its home.
The pornography industry has survived unhinged attacks from feministas and religious types who can't mind their own business claiming it would result in more sexual assault against women. Actually, rape has been declining since the early 90s in America, and that was long before porn became ever more ubiquitous. The only reason the porn industry is doing this is a nutty publicity stunt, which Larry Flynt has been prone to do in the past. I'm anti-bailout; but, I'd rather the porn industry get a bailout than the banks. At least San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon is providing a valuable public service and never tried to foist a shady sub-prime loan on me.

6 comments:

olgreydog7 said...

I figured you'd post this. Ol Joe better watch out, this may cause the Supreme Court to rule on what is obscene again. Like possibly making billions off of drunk college chicks and giving them a crappy t-shirt in return. That man disgusts me. At least Jenna Jameson made millions, how can you say she was exploited? The GGW chicks, exploited. Anyway, my shift eng at NPTU looked just like him. Even more reason to hate that fuck.

ibelieveinlifeafterlove said...

Well, if the man does bail them out, does that mean i can sue the gov't for me going blind from doing "something" too much...

Ms. Kiyum said...

I once had a stripper dressed as a pizza delivery man visit me at work for my birthday. That graphic brings back memories.

LT Nixon said...

OGD,

The guy did his time in federal prison, cut him some slack, haha

olgreydog7 said...

But was it a federal pound me in the ass prison or a wussy white collar resort conjugal visits prison?

Online Porn Business said...

lol... it actually seems like a ploy to jump onto the bandwagon and get some government funds whilst they are handing out money they don't have... and what a story in would make over a few quiet beers at the pub... "yeah we managed to score $5 billion from the government... all for porn!!!"