06 January 2009

Shocker: Taliban Propaganda Apparatus Cooking the Books

The Taliban Must Have Taken a Playbook From Baghdad Bob

One of the most accurate facts in our confusing, modern conflicts of counter-insurgencies is details on U.S. and ISAF forces KIA. The U.S. releases the name and location of every KIA after the family has been notified, and our NATO allies use a similar methodology. iCasualties counts 294 in 2008, but that didn't stop the Taliban from dishing out what the AP calls a "whopper" of 5,220 troops killed in 2008:
The Taliban has long exaggerated its military successes, but its figures for 2008 may be the militia's most startling claims yet.

The Taliban claims its forces last year killed 5,220 foreign troops, downed 31 aircraft, destroyed 2,818 NATO and Afghan vehicles and killed 7,552 Afghan soldiers and police.
And they even get into their tactical successes, which would be hard to confirm since they use the "fight n' flee" method:
A Taliban spokesman, Zabiullah Mujahid, stood by the militia's numbers in a telephone interview Monday, saying that its fighters film every operation and verify the tolls.

"The numbers I have given to you, that is counted one by one," he said. "When we say there are 2,818 vehicles destroyed, that is a correct number. Why aren't we saying 2,820? Because we have reports of 2,818."
Well, I guess if Zabiullah Mujahid said it's exactly 2,818 vehicles, then it's gotta be true!

It should be noted that the enemy has fudged their numbers extravagantly in the past, as the Iraqi insurgent groups use to claim that tens of thousands of U.S. troops had been killed by them.

4 comments:

Shea said...

WTF does everything gott to be about oil, Iraq has a lot of it, and Afghanistan is where a pipline needs to be built to transport all that oil from the caspian sea area,

subrookie said...

I think they were looking at the wrong spreadsheet column. They misread "Taliban dead guys" as the "dead infidels" column. An easy mistake when you're working with Lotus 1-2-3 and a Commodore 64.

Mike said...

I think the USAF is missing a golden opportunity here...if we're losing 31 aircraft a year just in AFG, that sounds like a pretty good justification for more money/planes.

Never mind that we didn't actually lose them, Congress seemed to believe the insurgents and their allies about the probability of success of the surge in IQ, why wouldn't they believe this?

LT Nixon said...

Subrookie,

Commodore 64 is a bit too archaic, I hear they upgraded to an Apple IIGS.