04 February 2009

Daschle Sacrifices Himself For the Greater Good


Tax cheat and crooked politician Tom Daschle, who couldn't figure out how pay his taxes on his Limo & Driver, has just withdrawn as Health and Human Services nominee. His sacrifice into the molten vat of steel which will erase the media scrutiny will help keep the squeaky clean image of the Obama administration. This is the first senior Obama nominee to run into controversy, unless you count:

But, after two weeks in office, the Biden and Obama families haven't been involved in any serious sex or money scandals. So good for them!

4 comments:

olgreydog7 said...

Check out the article on the O keeping the oval office nice and toasty. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/02/03/obama-getting-heat-for-turning-up-thermostat/

Nixon said...

OGD,

So much for lead by example. What would Jimmy Carter in a sweater say?

M said...

you know, since this administration hasn't needlessly invaded a country or manipulated intelligence for political purposes (yet), they're still doing fine in my book. cheating on your taxes is a minor transgression as compared to the shenanigans that went on with the past administration.

but then again, there's still plenty of time to royally fuck things up.

Nixon said...

M,

Well they just passed this SCHIP turd payed for by poor people (cigarette tax), and it's only week two. This administration is in for some serious trouble...sucks for us.