13 March 2009

Cougar Barbie



I'm a bit late ringing in Barbie's big 5-0, but this seems pretty apt. Recall that younger men tend to seek the older ladies when the economy goes to shit, so don't go too hard on Barbie's Neil Diamond collection of LPs.

12 comments:

Hope said...

Cougar Barbie...that's just wrong...lol!

Lisa said...

LT NIxon,

In your considered opinion, do you think the male impulse to be mothered is stronger/more primitive than the urge to be seen bagging young stuff?

Sisu said...
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Lisa said...

Sisu,

Are you saying that men would like to have a slow hand? I dunno. We're talking younger men with older women. Women 45+ are rarin' to go, and they expect performance, hence the search for cubs.

For the women it is a sexual imperative, but as they are no longer fertile, the men are foregoing their natural biological impulse to seek young stuff.

Anonymous said...

You need bagged, Lisa? I'm 22, and horny as hell.

AirmanMom said...

Between you and MP...I am seeing a theme of the weekend!
Too funny!
~AM

Ms. Kiyum said...

Nothing wrong with a little pot belly and some Journey. It's like the weekend at my house.

Lisa said...

Anon,

I'm afraid you're a little on the young side, thanks. But do you agree with Sisu -- that younger men take the older women because they'd like a chance to rev down?

Sisu said...
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Lisa said...

Sisu,

Right-o on the men. The cougars don't have that issue, however, and the men they're looking for aren't having refractory issues, either.

So when you say, "I think it's more about not having to play "beat the clock" and stamina to rival Secretariat than the praise and laud of baggin' a young healthy cub," that's not really relevant to our discussion of cougars and their cubs, right?

Lisa said...

LT,

You're conspicuously absent from post on this one :)

The Sniper said...

YOu sir, are a god.