17 April 2009

Throwing Caution to the Wind, Caroline Auctions off Jamie on Teh Internet

Jamie of USO Girls fame is being auctioned off for a date in the Dallas-Fort Worth area to benefit with a starting bid of $140. All proceeds go to Defenders of Freedom which sends care packages to deployed troops. I've met Jamie and she is attractive, intelligent, enjoys drinking, and has a car. So what the hell else do you need for motivation? Place a bid before some 50 year-old weirdo with an anime fetish takes her out to the Golden Corral buffet.

More information...right here!

9 comments:

Caroline said...

Great friends sell their friends on the internet!

Jamie said...

Why am I friends with Caroline? Still trying to figure it out..:)

Caroline said...

because I have aweseome ideas!!!

Joe said...

Hope you have mace.

Ms. Kiyum said...

Good luck, Jamie.

Anonymous said...

If I could bust her guts afterward, I'll bid $500.00. She looks like she'd be a blast in the sack.

DaveC said...

what's so bad about 50 year old wierdos?

subrookie said...

Good luck! At least Nixon was nice enough not to attempt a photoshop of your headshot.

what's so bad about 50 year old wierdos?What's wrong with Golden Corral?

The Sniper said...

That hurts subrookie, that really hurts.