13 April 2009

The U.S.A. is Still Teh Awesome (Somali Pirate Version)

Now with a Special Easter Edition!

While news of late regarding America's declining economy and political corruption has been truly upsetting, it is comforting to know that the U.S.A. can still place three well-aimed shots into Somali brain matter from a Destroyer and still have time for the Easter egg hunt.

15 comments:

Lisa said...

Love the graphic.

The Somalian thing is such an event, eh?

We're being set up for the new wave of "Terrorists", capital T. Because y'know they're Muslim.

Really, they're just thugs, and we decided to negotiate with criminals. This is bizarre. There is maritime law to deal with these things, right? Why do always act in an ad hoc way?

Gage said...

Hey, maybe negotiating is what kept the captain alive long enough for the SEALS to rescue him, hmmm? GO NAVY! GO SEALS! YAHHOO!

Bag Blog said...

Yeah Navy Seals! Last week I watched an ABC news reporter demanding why sailors do not carry guns - the same network that produced several anti-gun segments this same week.

The Sniper said...

I almost posted the exact same picture on my blog for the same post. I'm glad I didn't... it's kind of like two women showing up at a party wearing the same dress... minus the catfight, of course.

Nixon said...

Sniper,


But Memes are like STDs and they are best spread around as I always say.

Anonymous said...

Ah, just ten days left. See you at the Westin, faggot!

lela said...

Amen to this post!

rayanne said...

We negotiated? Are you sure about that? Or, did they just bide their time until the pirates each had their head at just the right angle?

Nixon said...

Ah, just ten days left. See you at the Westin, faggot!

Take your creepy stalking fantasies somewhere else ya weirdo.

Lisa said...

rayanne,

The press reported early on the US entered negotiations with "tribal elders", whatever that is.

I guess we're getting pretty accustomed to such things after "loya jirga" entering our lexicon!

Ms. Kiyum said...

Negotiating? I'm thinking it was biding time until someone could get a clean shot. Ohh stalker drama. Nice.

BostonMaggie said...

I love the graphic.

I will also be seeing you at the Westin in 10 days....so if you need help with your stalker, I got'cha back, baby.

The Sniper said...

Ditto what Boston Maggie said.

Nixon said...

Glad you like Boston Maggie, but I'm not going to be at the Westin, since I have some prior plans. But I look forward to hearing the dispatches. Hope you have a good time!

BostonMaggie said...

So the Sniper and I have to find our own fights....I mean fun?