The Imminent Threat Posed by the Cell PhoneWith all that's going on the world, one would think the federal government would be a bit more concerned with the exploding deficit, flying Unabomber types, and other minor issues like the war in Afghanistan. But that line of thinking doesn't create new, do-nothing government jobs and pension plans for your friends like anti-obesity campaigns, and the latest, the War on Distracted Driving. From the Weekly Standard:
The most valuable term for LaHood is “distracted driving.” It is an expansive phrase that a deft government guy can play like an accordion, stretching or squeezing it as his argument demands. The immediate upshot of LaHood’s initiative, he said last month, is that he wants laws that will make it illegal for drivers to use handheld cell phones behind the wheel. State laws, local laws, federal laws, whichever, it seems not to matter to him—just so long as this little slice of unregulated human behavior is prohibited and punished.Great. We bemoan our collective loss of liberty when the NSA listens in on Mr. Abdullah's call to his weapons-smuggling cousin in Syria, but when little Suzie texts her BFF that she just saw the cute guy from Bio class, we're supposed to treat her like a federal criminal. There's even a website dedicated to this national plague www.distraction.gov. Judging by Mr. LaHood's pork record, I'm sure it was taxpayer money well spent.
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As long as I can still fish around for that illusive CD, eat a McDLT, and put my make-up on while driving, I'm good.
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Could we please stay on track here?
How is Jessica Simpson going to lose all that weight -- and KEEP it off?
Bag Blog,
McDLT? Are you driving in 1985? Can you drive your DeLorean to 1995 and get me an Arch Deluxe please?
Before they called it "Distracted Driving" DD, We called it DHUA Driving with Head Up ASS/
HUA driving is one of the number one killers in America-- a sub category is DUI.
They have this kind of statute on the books in the UK. Somehow it's OK for people to roll and smoke cigarettes at the wheel, but not to put in a call to tell the missus that they're going to be late back from work because of traffic.
I can still fish around for that illusive CD, eat a McDLT, and put my make-up on while driving, I'm good.
It is an expansive phrase that a deft government guy can play like an accordion, stretching or squeezing it as his argument demands.
Somehow it's OK for people to roll and smoke cigarettes at the wheel, but not to put in a call to tell the missus that they're going to be late back from work because of traffic.
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