13 March 2008

Hating Governor Spitzer



Unless you've been living in the Bat Cave, you probably heard Governor Spitzer of New York has resigned due to his sleazy shenanigans. The case of the hypocritical politician is nothing new, and there's scientific proof that one of the reasons middle-aged men join the world of politics is to bone younger chicks, obviously. I just hate all the coverage this story is getting. True his "special ladyfriend" is a total babe (see Gawker for photos), but interviewing her idiotic friends on CNN seems to be a complete waste of air time. Does the media really think we want to hear from these bumbling fools? They could barely put a full sentence together during the interview. Zzzzzz

10 comments:

Tin Ma'am said...

unfortunately, people DO want to know. that's why they got on CNN. Sad, no?

Brown said...

CNN. It's been at least a decade and a half since they were a credible news source.

Kiyum said...

Anderson Cooper had a pimp on 360 last night. Luckily for me I watch the CNN for the Anderson Cooper and not the news. I'm like one of those deluded old ladies who doesn't believe Clay Aiken is gay. Mmm Anderson Cooper. . . What was I saying again? Oh yeah CNN sucks.

LT Nixon said...

Yeah, I guess CNN sucks. Maybe that's why I watch Al-Jazeera English so much. Although, I agree that Anderson Cooper's trip to the Amazon made him a man's man.

Kiyum said...

man's man -- hee.

Anonymous said...

her book should fly off the shelves

everyone wants to know the details

it could even make good porn

LT Nixon said...

Anonymous,

Pornographic photos are not required as I have a vivid imagination.

Anonymous said...

who would you cast in the roles of the gov, the gov's wife and the ho?

Caroline said...

I see this as being something of a dark comedy with someone like Chris Ellis playing the Gov. Allison Janney as his wife and Brittney Murphy as the ho.

Anonymous said...

How about Lt N as the gov and two babes with attributes as his wife and ho?