I tried the excuse of being raped by a wombat to get out of this deployment much like the gentleman from New Zealand, but I probably should've had a more creative excuse. Oh well...live and learn. (h/t to Hot Air)
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Who is This Clown?
- Nixon
- Bangkok, Thailand
- Nixon is a former Navy guy who did a couple of deployments at sea and spent a year in Iraq. He enjoys reading and writing about the strange intersection between war, politics, and the media. He enjoys being an ex-pat and NGO employee in Bangkok for the time being.
Contact LT Nixon with hatemail (the wackier the better) : LTNixonRants at gmail
See what the others have said:
"I'm tired of every REMF who has been deployed anywhere in Southwest Asia thinking they are the sole source of info for us non-deployed."
"Sounds like shavetail LT Nixon is part of the problem, not part of the solution. Resign your commission and go home with the rest of the losers."
"LT...sometimes you just have to turn to, salute the flagpole, and do your f***ing job"
"Thanks for the hits, faggot"
Join the party!
See what the others have said:"I'm tired of every REMF who has been deployed anywhere in Southwest Asia thinking they are the sole source of info for us non-deployed."
"Sounds like shavetail LT Nixon is part of the problem, not part of the solution. Resign your commission and go home with the rest of the losers."
"LT...sometimes you just have to turn to, salute the flagpole, and do your f***ing job"
"Thanks for the hits, faggot"
Join the party!
6 comments:
Seeing as how this "news item" was all over everything, I was really wondering if April Fool's Day had come early this year. But, sadly, no. And the blonde hair -- oh, no, wait, that was the picture of Mr. S.'s "other girlfriend". It's all so confusing. Who was the wombat again?
Stay safe, sir.
K.
Man, I could have used that one because the coughing up blood one didn't cut it.
Better a wombat than a Rikki Rockett I says.
I would so bone a wombat. Or a manatee.
You should have tried Bigfoot! Some child molestor in the U.S. is floating that defense.
Come home safe, even if Chrissy decided she didn't want to play anymore.
509th Bob
Some bigfoot bonin' may be in order. Sasquatch lives!
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