04 April 2008

Surviving the Inevitable Zombie Holocaust

I always wondered what kind of society we would degenerate into following the upcoming zombie takeover. The destruction of resources and infrastructure that comes with a nuclear apocalypse would be accompanied by a Road Warrior style clash for power. But, in a Zombie apocalypse, individuals could probably just hole up inside a mall like in Dawn of the Dead, which would be a major improvement over my current lifestyle (hey, at least I could drink). So to survive the initial onslaught, the Danger Room blog over at Wired has some pretty good tips. You better take notes.
Zombies Love Them Some Brains


Anonymous said...

I can't fucking wait. I love zombies so much I want to crap my pants.

Ms. Kiyum said...

This not drinking thing makes me sad for you. I really don't understand it.

LT Nixon said...

If the Zombies invade, it would be best to drink heavily.

Jonn Lilyea said...

I learned everything I need to know about counter-zombie operations from that documentary "Shaun of the Dead".

Sisu said...

I just watched a video on You Tube about an office weenie turned zombie singing an interoffice memo including the lines "all we really want to do is eat your brains/we're not unreasonable, I mean no one wants to eat your eyes" and then I read this post...kismet! Kismet, I say!

LT Nixon said...


Shaun of the Dead is an excellent one. I also like Return of the Living Dead 1 through 3, since those zombies can run (a much more nefarious foe).


I definitely rock the zombie mantra at the office.