04 April 2008

Surviving the Inevitable Zombie Holocaust

I always wondered what kind of society we would degenerate into following the upcoming zombie takeover. The destruction of resources and infrastructure that comes with a nuclear apocalypse would be accompanied by a Road Warrior style clash for power. But, in a Zombie apocalypse, individuals could probably just hole up inside a mall like in Dawn of the Dead, which would be a major improvement over my current lifestyle (hey, at least I could drink). So to survive the initial onslaught, the Danger Room blog over at Wired has some pretty good tips. You better take notes.
Zombies Love Them Some Brains

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't fucking wait. I love zombies so much I want to crap my pants.

Ms. Kiyum said...

This not drinking thing makes me sad for you. I really don't understand it.

LT Nixon said...

If the Zombies invade, it would be best to drink heavily.

Jonn Lilyea said...

I learned everything I need to know about counter-zombie operations from that documentary "Shaun of the Dead".

Sisu said...

I just watched a video on You Tube about an office weenie turned zombie singing an interoffice memo including the lines "all we really want to do is eat your brains/we're not unreasonable, I mean no one wants to eat your eyes" and then I read this post...kismet! Kismet, I say!

LT Nixon said...

Jonn,

Shaun of the Dead is an excellent one. I also like Return of the Living Dead 1 through 3, since those zombies can run (a much more nefarious foe).

Sisu,

I definitely rock the zombie mantra at the office.