04 April 2008

Pregnant Males and Other Genetic Oddities

Some pregnant dude (who used to be a chick, I guess) showed up on Oprah and said "It’s not a male or female desire to have a child. It’s a human desire." It goes without say that this is not some traditional female aspiration, like interpretive dance, that men are courageously defying gender roles to join...it's pregnancy. Where the fuck is the baby going to come out! I hope all those stories about the stork were true, otherwise it's going to be an absolutely horrific mess. Oh well. If Oprah is sanctioning pregnant dudes, I think society would be okay with me sticking a bunch of needles in my face ala Pinhead in Hellraiser.

6 comments:

Tin Ma'am said...

I saw that on the news today.

Not to be a wuss, but I'm a female and i dont want to pop a watermelon from my loins, it's amazing that a man would. weeeeeird.

Ms. Kiyum said...

Sigh. I've just discovered I'm not human.

Bag Blog said...

The question is does surgery make you a man. If you have female parts, doesn't that make you a female. The wife in this story said her "womb had been removed" and she was unable to bear children. Does this make her a man? Somethin' ain't right.

LT Nixon said...

I think this man was once a woman or something. I dunno, the whole thing is just weird.

Anonymous said...

I was standing in the Post Office and saw 3 minutes of this on their t.v. and thought to myself, wait till Lt Nixon sees this. I would have loved to have seen your face....Liz

themorethingschange... said...

Liz -

television at the post office, so thats why postage is going up again...glad to know its for a worthwhile cause...keep the masses hypnotized....shades of big brother - no, I don't mean the TV show.
~P~