22 May 2008

Gents, Caroline Needs Your Help

Caroline, who volunteers at the USO in Dallas and blogs at USO Girls, needs help finding a potential suitor online. To avoid running afoul of any bozos, creeps, or sex offenders in the Dallas area, she is requesting assistance on answering some questions for her eharmony profile. I'd leave a comment but my only standard for a woman is to ensure they weren't once a dude. That and a relationship with a woman would have to involve me sitting around on the internet all day, while the woman went and made enough money for the both of us (I am quite adamant about this). So all you gentleman with high standards, please go help Caroline out...right here.