09 May 2008

Manowar to Take On Code Pink Shenanigans

Code Pink is employing new tactics to get rid of those nasty Marines from the Berkeley Recruiting Station. In lieu of cheesy signs and Maoist propaganda, they're gonna go with witchcraft for this mother's day. From Fox News (h/t ABWF):

The women's anti-war group has told ralliers to come equipped with spells and pointy hats Friday for "witches, crones and sirens" day, the last of the group's weeklong homage to Mother's Day. "Women are coming to cast spells and do rituals and to impart wisdom to figure out how we're going to end war," Zanne Sam Joi of Bay Area Code Pink told FOXNews.com.

Alright, Code Pink. For a long time I thought you were merely a propaganda arm of the Melanie Morgan & Michelle Malkin contingent to make it easier for bloggers like me to degrade the anti-war movement. I see you've stepped up the ante, so I'm going to have to use my imperialistic powers of military service to give legendary 80's metal band Manowar a jingle and ask for assistance. Prepare to have your satanic chants squashed into humiliation with the awesomely divine intervention of "The Gods Made Heavy Metal".

The Gods Made Heavy Metal And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell We Promised That We Would
When Losers Say It's Over With You Know That It's A Lie
The Gods Made Heavy Metal And It's Never Gonna Die

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Standby For Awesomeness From The Sky

Update: Zomblog has pictures of the protest in Berkeley. View at your own risk.