Teenagers Make Skull Bong Just in Time For Mommy's Day

Growing up in hippy-land, I'm no stranger to the drug culture. I've heard of people smokin' from some unconventional devices that would impress MacGyver to include: apples with a pen tube jammed in it, cut-off 2 liter bottle in the toilet, and a pipe made from legos. But the way these kids got high was way out of the ordinary. From the Houston Chronicle (h/t Brandon):

Jones claimed he and his friends used shovels to dig up the body and removed the corpse's head with a garden tool, Adkins said. Jones also revealed he and the other two boys took the severed head to the juvenile's home, where they used the skull as a "bong" to smoke marijuana, the officer said.

The ole dig up the corpse to make a bong gag, eh. You see it everyday, although I don't understand how the physics of it would work. I probably won't be alone in the government's "You Aren't Allowed to Breed" program anymore, once the good people of Texas process these lads through the court system. I have to wonder what was going through these youngsters minds when they cooked up this morbid plot. This is what happens when high school boys get ignored by their female counterparts, they end up weird (I know from experience, and probably have a similar movie collection as these young punks).

Their Mothers Must Be So Proud!