13 November 2008

Wednesday Gossip: Cindy McCain Caught Sucking Face With Mystery Musician

Agitprop directs our attention to this juicy tidbit from the National Enquirer that Cindy McCain was smooching with some guy (not John McCain) at the 2006 Tempe Music Festival:

"I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!"

That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles "a washed-up '80s rock musician."

The grainy photo at the Enquirer looks like the balding dude in question could be none other than Ronnie James Dio! Of course, that would make this account of the lovebirds inaccurate, because Dio is not "washed up", he's still kicks ass! Cindy has finally found her Sunset Superman, good for her.

Ronnie "Attitude" Dio...He's Still Got It!