15 January 2009

Why Aren't You Dead Yet?


So, Zombie Osama had some wisdom to share with the Western world in the wake of the Israeli-Gaza offensive [Today]:

In his first recorded message in eight months, aimed at harnessing anger in the Middle East over the attack, Osama condemned Arab governments for their response and urged Muslims to launch a holy war against Israel.
Hmm. Pretty much the stock answer Osama has for everything. Two years ago he urged war against the Zionist Crusaders to play on worldwide tensions. The guy's just like a broken record of ABBA's "Waterloo" trying to predict the demise of Western civilization, except more annoying and not funny.

5 comments:

subrookie said...

I pretty much think they sat him down at some point before his kidney fixing machine was about to go tits up and filmed 10 hours of generic "I hate America because the Zionist bastards attacked (insert one of 100 countries here)". Just in case, he threw in some crap about the "evil Jew bastards" "fight on my Hamas brothers" then he croaked.

Once in hell, he was surprised to find out that the deal wasn't for 70 virgins it was 1 virgin for 70 horny sinky Arab guys.

LT Nixon said...

Well, Obama announced that he was going to find him dead or alive and now he's taken a more hushed tone. Presumably, he's gotten a bunch of intelligence briefs since he got elected, so maybe it's code that Osama is dead or extremely ineffective.

J. said...

Oh, bin Laden isn't important. Dubya told us so. So what that he killed 3000 Americans in a single day...

cathcatz said...

silly kids, OBL doesn't matter. don't pay any attention to his ramblings. saddam is the REAL enemy. oh wait, he's dead... damn. now what?

how it doesn't piss you military guys off to no end, is beyond me.

LT Nixon said...

If Dukakis had that tank still, Obama would have been smoked a long time ago.