I tell ya, no one has a sense of humor these days. An unemployed man exposed a young kitten to the joys of marijuana and the fuzz showed up to bust him. From LA Times:
He says the kitten would bite and scratch him and his girlfriend but he didn't want to discipline it by swatting it or squirting it with water.I'm not surprised the kitten didn't move, but it probably wanted some Cheetos or something. The R. Crumb era of hilariously stoned animals has apparently come to an end.
Schomaker says he put the kitten in the bong three times over the last week, which made the animal "act like a stoned person."
He says he knows now that what he did was wrong.
Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the kitten had been stuffed.
"This cat was just dazed," Sgt. Andy Stebbing said.
"She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the Humane Society," Stebbing said.
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a friend and me gave a dog some acid one night. It followed us around for about 2 hours, barking randomly and chasing things only it could see. We went to a movie, and when we came out the dog was there waiting for us still. Just a stray dog. On the way home, it ran out in the street and got hit by a truck.
Ruined our fry. Dude thought it was our dog and gave $100.00. We bought some crank and some weed with it and got another dog stoned.
Dogs loved us.
Some kids in a nearby town beat up a cat, videoed the beating, and posted it on YouTube. I swear there was bigger outrage over the cat beating than there has ever been over child abuse cases. Yet, a coyote ate my cat and the media did not care. Hmm, while you guys are feeding your cats drugs, I am feeding my coyotes cats.
I actually lol'd at that. Reminds me of the time me and a buddy were sitting on his tailgate drinking beer out of a gallon jug that we filled from a nieghbors keg when he wasn't looking. His dog kept jumping up in the truck and bugging us so we filled his water bowl with beer. He drank it and bugged us again. Repeat. Then, the dog tried to jump up on the tailgate again and didn't quite make it. So he went and laid down. It was awesome.
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