17 March 2009

Whore-Lovin' Husband, Gary Skoien, Beaten with Guitar Hero Ax



The Sheriff's Department of Cook County recently wanted to go after Craig's List in a misguided attempt to curb prostitution. Turns out they probably should have just looked in the former GOP Chairman's rumpus room to get two hookers off the street. From The Chicago Tribune:

The former chairman of the Cook County Republican Party denied Wednesday that he was with two prostitutes when his wife allegedly attacked him over the weekend.

Palatine Township GOP committeeman Gary Skoien said that two female friends were at his Inverness home around 1 a.m. Sunday when his wife assaulted him.

Eni Skoien became angry when she found that "Gary was downstairs in the children's playroom with two prostitutes," according to a report filed by a Barrington-Inverness police officer. She allegedly swung a toy guitar at her husband and punched him.
I can understand the wife getting upset at the hubby having "two female friends" over at 1am, but busting up a guitar hero controller?!? That might be the only worthwhile thing the kids can cling to as this media circus plays out.

3 comments:

cbullitt said...

LT, THe BRain That WOuldn't Die is on AMC right NOW!!!

Anonymous said...

It might be wrong (MIGHT) but I'd like to nail the chick in the poster. Just once. Maybe twice.

Generic Viagra said...

What a nice picture, I would like to touch what is behind the guitar after playing the guitar, now Gary is in trouble with her wife for this image.