30 October 2008

Zombified Corpse of Kim Jong-Il Hospitalized

South Korean intelligence is reporting that North Korean despot, Kim Jong-Il, remains hospitalized after his "setback" in August. [CNN]. The media mentions that North Korea tried to air some undated video footage, but no one is buying it. North Korea needs to stitch up Dear Leader's skull with dental floss and trot him out ala Weekend at Bernie's to convince us imperialist dogs that all is well. Even though Kim Jong Il presided over one of the worst famines in modern history, largely caused by his Stalinist rule, I hear the Mass Games are really cool. So please keep Mr. Il in your thought and prayers at this time.