25 December 2008

Help! Under Attack By Fatso in Red Suit

Evil Robot Santa Takes No Prisoners

According to NORAD, some overweight glutton named Santa Claus is careening towards North America under the guise of bringing "gifts" to children who've been good. We never determined if Santa was a communist in disguise or a plutocrat seeking to proliferate over-consumption, but the end is definitely nigh. Before I succumb to my wounds, I'd like to wish a happy holidays to all the people serving time overseas so that I can sit on my duff blogging half-assedly, drinking cheap beer, and awaiting the inevitable yuletide violence. Check them out:

Iraq:
Bad Dogs and Such
Fobbits Need Ice Cream Too (just got back!)
Navy Gal (just got back too!)
Peace and War Times
Pink's War
S4 at War
Something on the Staff
War on Big Tobacco

Afghanistan:
Afghanistan Shrugged
Embrace the Suck
The Left Captain

I tried to send one of those video greetings to the troops at Blackfive, but I'm not sure if they're going to make a Xmas video like they did last year. Not that my mug is what anyone would want to see on Christmas, but I kept it short and my pants were on the whole time.

7 comments:

Wek said...

"Happy Birthday dear Jesus....."

And Merry Xmas to the LT and the other Nixonians.

Shea said...

The NORAD site is pretty cool.
LOL So, the govts know everything Santa does, but how did they learn this, It had to have come from Santa, he's been around so long, and before the governments had the technology, Santa had it, he must have shared it, " he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodnesssake, you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm tellin you why Santa Claus is coming to town" LOL
The original big brother, Santa Claus
Merry Christmas.

ABWF said...

Merry Christmas everyone.

Jamie said...

I have no doubt your video is awesome! We made one too but it was so bad I refused to send it.

Merry Christmas!

tankerbabe said...

Merry Christmas!

LT Nixon said...

Thx everyone, and merry christmas to you, and like Wek said, Happy Birthday Dear Jesus.

Adam S. said...

The War on Big Tobacco is my personal favorite. I wish I was as good a writer as he.