So, I've been in upcountry Thailand for awhile and didn't have the world's fastest internet connection. But imagine my surprise to find out I wasn't really an American because I dared criticize The Obama deficit-ridden health care thingy. Rather than whine about how mean the Democrats are bullies, I'd rather just use this opportunity to morph into a caricature that has no national boundaries, like Captain Planet (but not as gay) or Lord Humungus or something. Who's with me?
11 August 2009
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I'll be forwarding this "fishy" blog post onto White House as suspicious activity. Maybe shortly we can fire up the House Unamerican Activities Committee again and blacklist you.
I would have gone with Apache Chief; inyuk-chuk, baby.
Also, damn that Ted Turner for brainwashing me with that stupid Captain Planet cartoon that came on before Garfield and TMNT.
Oh, and Obama's Death Squads have noted your non-conformity. SEIU thugs are on their way to enforce the tri-lateral commission's wishes by putting enough fluoride in your water to kill you. Or something.
Hail Xenu!
Racist!
It sure WAS American to criticize/quetion any and all Bush policies. Even the ones the BHO has adopted.
Looking forward to the SEIU visit!
Oh yeah, and OGD, patriotic dissent is Soooo 2005
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