28 January 2008

LT Nixon the "Faggot"

It appears not everyone in the wacky world of the blogosphere is a friendly face. Francois Tremblay comments with such highly intellectual discourse on his blog such as:

Said opportunities apparently including killing brown people for plutocratic profit. And I really can’t believe that even a thick-headed soldier doesn’t realize who he’s serving (definitely not the “country” or the population at large.

Well call in Media Matters, because Francois has officially dubbed me a "faggot". This reminds me of enduring taunts while walking down the hall where the football team hung out during my high school days. I'm glad to see that disagreements in the blogosphere are best resolved with childish insults. O' Francois, while my own sexual preferences are strictly enforced by a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, I find your language a little silly. My policy is to not delete comments so I have left it for all to read, and I apologize to anyone who takes offense to the potty-mouth tactics of my colleague. I'll be offering sensitivity training at one my CPAC-IRAQ 2008: Get Your War On workshops, which I'm sure you are eager to attend, friend.

15 comments:

Aaron Kinney said...

Get your war on? Oh, the irony... clicky on the linky below to see where that phrase was made infamous:

Get Your War On!

LT Nixon said...

Aaron, thanks for the super link! For a guy whose interests are "Athiesm" and "Anarchy", I'm glad you were able to take the time to code the HTML on this humble milblog, I'd assume you'd be off to bigger and better things.

Francois Tremblay said...

Hey Nixon, I'm glad you took the time to stop sucking your bunkmates' cocks to write an entry about me! Hilariously, all of you faggots are sending me far more hits than I have to your posts. You gotta love irony when it bites you on the ass, huh? (do you even know what irony is? if not, ask your parents)

LT Nixon said...

Francois,

Thanks for swinging by! I assure you I am under General Order #1, so any lewd shenanigans behind closed doors is strictly prohibited. I will ask my mother what the definition of "Irony" is, that's one of them fancy words.

Francois Tremblay said...

Yea ok, General Order #1, I think that's from Star Trek but whatever dude. Good luck with all that.

Bag Blog said...

Lt. Nixon, have you been slumming again?

Nicki said...

Hey, LT - If you haven't seen video of ole Francois, believe me, it's worth a look. He's no one to be calling anyone else gay. However, it's certainly nice to know how bigoted the "libertarian left" is against gays. Fred Phelps will be glad to know Francois and his pal Aaron. They're just his kind.

LT Nixon said...

Nicki,

Thanks for the tip. Francois' rEVOLution shirt sparks fear in the heart of this world class murderer. A collection of his work can be found here.

Nicki said...

Isn't he sexy? I know you're under GO #1, which Fagcois thinks is somehow related to Star Trek (his severely limited mind being unable to comprehend anything other than what's on cable in his mom's basement), but really... admit it, LT, he's a hottie!

:-D

LT Nixon said...

Nicki,

Haha, I prefer the ladies, however this place will make you asexual. I see from your blog you're a fan of Ayn Rand. Is this the John Galt you've been searching for all these years?

Nicki said...

ROFL!!!! LT, I like her books. We have a similar background, both having been born in the shithole that was the USSR. And I bet she would find Francois to be just as much of a festering, malodorous douchebag as we do.

Jason said...

I wish someone would comment on my blog calling me a faggot. Then maybe I'd have the proof I need to go home early . . .

Nicki said...

jason, I don't know you, but I'll oblige. Do you have a particularly gay picture of yourself you'd like to provide, so I can have some photographic proof of your faggotry?

LT Nixon said...

Jason and Nicki,

You guys might be onto something. This is like the time my skipper thought I went apeshit and almost sent me to the funny farm. This baby could be the ticket out of here!

Nicki said...

Sir, I'd be willing to photoshop your face onto francois tremblay's body in a particularly gay position.